~tasha~
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This is hillarious!
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line .
1.Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss;
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
2.I thought that I could love no other;
Until, that is, I met your brother
3.Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are
you.; But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.
4.Of loving beauty you float with grace;
If only you could hide your face
5.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
6.I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
7.I love your smile, your face, and your eyes;
Damn, I'm good at telling you lies!
8.My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you screwed up my life
9.I see your face when I am dreaming;
That's why I always wake up screaming
10.My love you take my breath away;
What have you stepped in to smell this way
11.My feelings for you no words can tell;
Except for maybe "go to hell"
12.What inspired this amorous rhyme?;
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
