Star Signs have a lot to do in our behaviour - this is how typical people pray ...
ARIES (3/21-4/19): "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW!"
TAURUS (4/20-5/20): "God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."
GEMINI (5/21-6/20): "Yo God. (or is it Goddess?).Who are you? What are you? Where are You? How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you out!"
CANCER (6/21--7/22): "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."
LEO (7/23--8/22): "Hi Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"
VIRGO (8/23--9/22): "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it up like you did the last time."
LIBRA (9/23--10/22): "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"
SCORPIO (10/23--11/21): "DEAR GOD, HELP ME FORGIVE MY ENEMIES, EVEN IF THE ba*****S DON'T DESERVE IT."
SAGITTARIUS (11/22--12/21): "Oh Almighty, All Knowing, All-loving, All-powerful, omnipresent, everlasting god, if I've asked you once, I've asked you a thousand times - help me stop exaggerating!!!!!!!!!!!"
CAPRICORN (12/22--1/19): "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."
AQUARIUS (1/20--2/18): "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"
PISCES (2/19--3/20): "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory."
LeoHeart
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naaaaaaaa its not true ...atleast for me .. dont know abt u .. but my religion ISLAM prohibits in considering this to be true .. yes reading it is ok .. but considering it to be having some effect and then usay man lena .. thats bad .. not jaiz ..
ricky boy
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PISCES (2/19--3/20): "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory." MMMMMMMMM PRETTY TRUE EXCEPT THAT 5TH IS NEVER THE LAST.LOL
madmax
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SAGITTARIUS (11/22--12/21):
"Oh Almighty, All Knowing, All-loving, All-powerful, omnipresent, everlasting god, if I've asked you once, I've asked you a thousand times - help me stop exaggerating!!!!!!!!!!!"
jason statham
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CANCER (6/21--7/22): "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."
Mani
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DEAR GOD, HELP ME FORGIVE MY ENEMIES,HELP ME TREAT THEM NICELY, EQUALLY, HELP ME LAUGH AT THEIR WITLESS JOKES.HELP ME APPRECIATE THEIR BEING EVEN IF THE baSterdS DON'T DESERVE IT.
SEE THEY CAN TRIGGER ME BUT THEY WILL NEVER FIGURE ME OUT HAHA
Cute_gal
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quote:Originally posted by LeoHeart
naaaaaaaa its not true ...atleast for me .. dont know abt u .. but my religion ISLAM prohibits in considering this to be true .. yes reading it is ok .. but considering it to be having some effect and then usay man lena .. thats bad .. not jaiz ..
Cute_gal
Age: 124
8074 days old here
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quote:Originally posted by Mani
DEAR GOD, HELP ME FORGIVE MY ENEMIES,HELP ME TREAT THEM NICELY, EQUALLY, HELP ME LAUGH AT THEIR WITLESS JOKES.HELP ME APPRECIATE THEIR BEING EVEN IF THE baSterdS DON'T DESERVE IT.
SEE THEY CAN TRIGGER ME BUT THEY WILL NEVER FIGURE ME OUT HAHA
