is it true....??

Star Signs have a lot to do in our behaviour - this is
how typical people pray ...

ARIES (3/21-4/19): "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I
want it NOW!"

TAURUS (4/20-5/20): "God, please help me accept CHANGE
in my life, but NOT YET."

GEMINI (5/21-6/20): "Yo God. (or is it Goddess?).Who
are you? What are you? Where are You? How many of you
ARE there? I can't figure you out!"

CANCER (6/21--7/22): "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't
depend on you so much, but you're the only One I can
count on while my security blanket is at the
cleaners."

LEO (7/23--8/22): "Hi Pop! I'll bet you're really
proud to have me as your kid!"

VIRGO (8/23--9/22): "Dear God, please make the world a
better place, and don't screw it up like you did the
last time."

LIBRA (9/23--10/22): "Dear God, I know I should make
decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do
YOU think?"

SCORPIO (10/23--11/21): "DEAR GOD, HELP ME FORGIVE MY
ENEMIES, EVEN IF THE ba*****S DON'T DESERVE IT."

SAGITTARIUS (11/22--12/21): "Oh Almighty, All Knowing,
All-loving, All-powerful, omnipresent, everlasting
god, if I've asked you once, I've asked you a thousand
times - help me stop exaggerating!!!!!!!!!!!"

CAPRICORN (12/22--1/19): "Dear Father, I was going to
pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for
myself. Thanks anyway."

AQUARIUS (1/20--2/18): "Hi God! Some say you're a man.
Some say you're a woman. I say we're ALL God. So, why
pray? Let's have a party!"

PISCES (2/19--3/20): "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to
consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain
and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater
Honor and Glory."