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we all make excuses somewhere or the other .. in our schools, colleges and even in our offices..

share ur experiences and feel free to tell the funniest excuse u so far made or even heard..
Posted 17 Sep 2007

madgirl* says
funniest excuse??????????? funniest embarising moment batati hoo
mai school ki taraf se ek contest k liye ek cadet college gayi to waha sab cadets hume dekh kar kaafi rob jama rahe the jab lunch time aaya to waha k basket ball court mai sab k liye intezaam tha jab mai ghalti se cadets k mess pohonch gayi..infact ghalti se nahi mujhe ek cadet ne bewaqoof banaya ab waha mai akeli larki or sab mujhe ghor ghor se dekh rahe hai k ye yaha kiu aagayi phir maine confidence k saath barh k un k saath beth ker lunch kia jab bahar aayi to socha ye maine kia kar diya????????kher us waqt mai 9 mai thi so .................lakin kabhi kabhi bohat sharmindagi hoti hai jab wo baat yaad aati hai us k saath hasi bhi aati hai k mai kitni bewaqoof thi waha se nikalne k bajaye unhi k saath beth gayi
Posted 17 Sep 2007

SohniKuddi says
had my fair share, i didn't bring my swimsuit because i forgot so i told the instructor i can't swim coz i have dry skin to avoid being in trouble for forgetting, she told me your skin will be wet by the time you get into the pool so get in, this was back in secondary school, back when life was care free
Posted 18 Sep 2007

Bazigaar says
abhi i am in hurry, soch ker bataoon ga
Posted 18 Sep 2007

friend_16 says
madgirl* said:

funniest excuse??????????? funniest embarising moment batati hoo
mai school ki taraf se ek contest k liye ek cadet college gayi to waha sab cadets hume dekh kar kaafi rob jama rahe the jab lunch time aaya to waha k basket ball court mai sab k liye intezaam tha jab mai ghalti se cadets k mess pohonch gayi..infact ghalti se nahi mujhe ek cadet ne bewaqoof banaya ab waha mai akeli larki or sab mujhe ghor ghor se dekh rahe hai k ye yaha kiu aagayi phir maine confidence k saath barh k un k saath beth ker lunch kia jab bahar aayi to socha ye maine kia kar diya????????kher us waqt mai 9 mai thi so .................lakin kabhi kabhi bohat sharmindagi hoti hai jab wo baat yaad aati hai us k saath hasi bhi aati hai k mai kitni bewaqoof thi waha se nikalne k bajaye unhi k saath beth gayi



.. kia confidence hai.. ye bhe nahi daikha k baaqi larkiyaan kahaan hein ..

hmm matlab cadets k saath lunch kerna tha aur EXCUSE ye hai k aik cadet nay bewafooq banaya.. gotya..
Posted 18 Sep 2007

friend_16 says
SohniKuddi said:

had my fair share, i didn't bring my swimsuit because i forgot so i told the instructor i can't swim coz i have dry skin to avoid being in trouble for forgetting, she told me your skin will be wet by the time you get into the pool so get in, this was back in secondary school, back when life was care free



wht dry skin has to do with swimming?
Posted 18 Sep 2007

friend_16 says
Bazigaar said:

abhi i am in hurry, soch ker bataoon ga



yea sure take ur time.. but the excuse u made must be funny.
Posted 18 Sep 2007

May Be says
Bazigaar said:

abhi i am in hurry, soch ker bataoon ga


giving 2 funny excuses.
Posted 18 Sep 2007

May Be says
madgirl* said:

funniest excuse??????????? funniest embarising moment batati hoo
mai school ki taraf se ek contest k liye ek cadet college gayi to waha sab cadets hume dekh kar kaafi rob jama rahe the jab lunch time aaya to waha k basket ball court mai sab k liye intezaam tha jab mai ghalti se cadets k mess pohonch gayi..infact ghalti se nahi mujhe ek cadet ne bewaqoof banaya ab waha mai akeli larki or sab mujhe ghor ghor se dekh rahe hai k ye yaha kiu aagayi phir maine confidence k saath barh k un k saath beth ker lunch kia jab bahar aayi to socha ye maine kia kar diya????????kher us waqt mai 9 mai thi so .................lakin kabhi kabhi bohat sharmindagi hoti hai jab wo baat yaad aati hai us k saath hasi bhi aati hai k mai kitni bewaqoof thi waha se nikalne k bajaye unhi k saath beth gayi


9th mai itna confidence.
Posted 18 Sep 2007

May Be said:

madgirl* said:

funniest excuse??????????? funniest embarising moment batati hoo
mai school ki taraf se ek contest k liye ek cadet college gayi to waha sab cadets hume dekh kar kaafi rob jama rahe the jab lunch time aaya to waha k basket ball court mai sab k liye intezaam tha jab mai ghalti se cadets k mess pohonch gayi..infact ghalti se nahi mujhe ek cadet ne bewaqoof banaya ab waha mai akeli larki or sab mujhe ghor ghor se dekh rahe hai k ye yaha kiu aagayi phir maine confidence k saath barh k un k saath beth ker lunch kia jab bahar aayi to socha ye maine kia kar diya????????kher us waqt mai 9 mai thi so .................lakin kabhi kabhi bohat sharmindagi hoti hai jab wo baat yaad aati hai us k saath hasi bhi aati hai k mai kitni bewaqoof thi waha se nikalne k bajaye unhi k saath beth gayi


9th mai itna confidence.

Posted 18 Sep 2007

madgirl* says
haa haa urrao mera mazaq us waqt mere teachers bhi mera aisa hi mazaq urra rahe the
Posted 18 Sep 2007

neva made any excuses when i was in school, mera school k rules hi itney strict hotey thhey

and in college,, umm.. mae khud off nahi leti thi college se.. thats because i alwayz loved to go to college.,. frndz k saath canteen mae baith ker ice cream/coffee peena was the rule of to start a day!

and in university, i alwayz wanted to get top marks for every essignments.. that was my ONE passion!.. islie uni mae bhi off nahi lia.. unless if im ill1.. thats different
Posted 18 Sep 2007

Ayesha says
London_Girl said:

neva made any excuses when i was in school, mera school k rules hi itney strict hotey thhey

and in college,, umm.. mae khud off nahi leti thi college se.. thats because i alwayz loved to go to college.,. frndz k saath canteen mae baith ker ice cream/coffee peena was the rule of to start a day!

and in university, i alwayz wanted to get top marks for every essignments.. that was my ONE passion!.. islie uni mae bhi off nahi lia.. unless if im ill1.. thats different




good gal
Posted 18 Sep 2007

khayali says
mmmmmm
Posted 18 Sep 2007

friend_16 says
madgirl* said:

haa haa urrao mera mazaq us waqt mere teachers bhi mera aisa hi mazaq urra rahe the



aray nahi.. hum kahaan mazak ura rahain hein..

balkay infact kaafi logon nay tu app k confidence ko appreciate kia hai..
Posted 18 Sep 2007

friend_16 says
London_Girl said:

neva made any excuses when i was in school, mera school k rules hi itney strict hotey thhey

and in college,, umm.. mae khud off nahi leti thi college se.. thats because i alwayz loved to go to college.,. frndz k saath canteen mae baith ker ice cream/coffee peena was the rule of to start a day!

and in university, i alwayz wanted to get top marks for every essignments.. that was my ONE passion!.. islie uni mae bhi off nahi lia.. unless if im ill1.. thats different



aww.. so u didn't had any fun in school, colg or in uni..

my frnd was really expert in making excuses, she cud literally start weeping infront of teachers to skip classes..

par frnds k saath, kabhe bhe kisi party mein, ya kisi bhe outing mein, kabhee bhe koi excuse nai banaya??
Posted 18 Sep 2007

cutefriend says
soch ker batayen gayen
Posted 19 Sep 2007

nikama says
our company was managing an event and i was supposed to supervise the work there,which meant staying there till mid night atleast,so i simply slipped away,and told a colleague to make some excuse in case G.M inquired after me,that stupid guty told g.m that my father was seriously ill,now g.m knew it very well that my father had passed away some 20 years ago,so he simply called me and said,mujhe bohat afsos hua yeh sun ker k tumhare walid ko ooper pohanch ker bhi araam nahin aya
Posted 19 Sep 2007

friend_16 says
nikama said:

our company was managing an event and i was supposed to supervise the work there,which meant staying there till mid night atleast,so i simply slipped away,and told a colleague to make some excuse in case G.M inquired after me,that stupid guty told g.m that my father was seriously ill,now g.m knew it very well that my father had passed away some 20 years ago,so he simply called me and said,mujhe bohat afsos hua yeh sun ker k tumhare walid ko ooper pohanch ker bhi araam nahin aya





this is a good one..
Posted 19 Sep 2007

Bitoo says


boys kitnay hoshyar hatay hai        hahahahaha


mari terha
Posted 19 Sep 2007

friend_16 says
hamain kaisay pata chalay ga k app hushyar hein jab tak k app apna excuse post nahi kertay..
Posted 19 Sep 2007

Bitoo says
ek dafa na mai 5th main perhta tha.
hamari class main buhat zada chart lage howay thae
ek chart buhat bara tha
woh manay phar diya.ussi waq ek or larkay nay mujeh daikh liya.
manay chart ka sira uss larkay ko pakra ker kaha k mai tow iss chart ko tape laga raha tha. shahid kisi nay phar diya hai.
phata howa chart manay uss ko pakra ker kaha k mai tape lay ker ata hoo.
uss nay aisa he kiya or chart ko paker liya.

mai apni classs say nikla he tha samany say teacher a agaee.
manay teacher say kaha k class main woh larka chart phar raha hai.
jeb teacher class main gaee tow phata howa chart uss larkay k hath main daikh liya.

phir phir phir usski woh dulai woh dulai k jis ka tum log andaza nahee ker sake. uss Fine b kiya ga.

per baad main mujeh buhat dukh howa jeb uss lerkay nay ussi terha mujeh mara

bara mara tha
Posted 19 Sep 2007

friend_16 says


khudi usay invitation di thee apni dulahe ki..
Posted 19 Sep 2007

nikama says
bitoo
tumhara ilaaj hi yehi he
Posted 19 Sep 2007

Ayesha said:

London_Girl said:

neva made any excuses when i was in school, mera school k rules hi itney strict hotey thhey

and in college,, umm.. mae khud off nahi leti thi college se.. thats because i alwayz loved to go to college.,. frndz k saath canteen mae baith ker ice cream/coffee peena was the rule of to start a day!

and in university, i alwayz wanted to get top marks for every essignments.. that was my ONE passion!.. islie uni mae bhi off nahi lia.. unless if im ill1.. thats different




good gal


thankooooo
Posted 19 Sep 2007

friend_16 said:

London_Girl said:

neva made any excuses when i was in school, mera school k rules hi itney strict hotey thhey

and in college,, umm.. mae khud off nahi leti thi college se.. thats because i alwayz loved to go to college.,. frndz k saath canteen mae baith ker ice cream/coffee peena was the rule of to start a day!

and in university, i alwayz wanted to get top marks for every essignments.. that was my ONE passion!.. islie uni mae bhi off nahi lia.. unless if im ill1.. thats different



aww.. so u didn't had any fun in school, colg or in uni..

par frnds k saath, kabhe bhe kisi party mein, ya kisi bhe outing mein, kabhee bhe koi excuse nai banaya??


its not the matter of having FUN.. fun lia islie to kabhi off nahi lia, from skool or college or from uni!.. muje fun hamesha friends k saath mila hae!..

and no, humara aik special day fixed hota tha, when we all friends meet on sundays to have pizza lunch out!, or aik din kelie kia excuse banana?.. hae na?
Posted 19 Sep 2007

Bazigaar says
nahi yar can;t think of any..mae bahanay nahi banata
Posted 20 Sep 2007

May Be says
madgirl* said:

haa haa urrao mera mazaq us waqt mere teachers bhi mera aisa hi mazaq urra rahe the


not lyk dat.
appreciation hai.
Posted 20 Sep 2007

May Be says
nikama said:

our company was managing an event and i was supposed to supervise the work there,which meant staying there till mid night atleast,so i simply slipped away,and told a colleague to make some excuse in case G.M inquired after me,that stupid guty told g.m that my father was seriously ill,now g.m knew it very well that my father had passed away some 20 years ago,so he simply called me and said,mujhe bohat afsos hua yeh sun ker k tumhare walid ko ooper pohanch ker bhi araam nahin aya


nice one.
Posted 20 Sep 2007

friend_16 says
London_Girl said:

friend_16 said:

London_Girl said:

neva made any excuses when i was in school, mera school k rules hi itney strict hotey thhey

and in college,, umm.. mae khud off nahi leti thi college se.. thats because i alwayz loved to go to college.,. frndz k saath canteen mae baith ker ice cream/coffee peena was the rule of to start a day!

and in university, i alwayz wanted to get top marks for every essignments.. that was my ONE passion!.. islie uni mae bhi off nahi lia.. unless if im ill1.. thats different



aww.. so u didn't had any fun in school, colg or in uni..

par frnds k saath, kabhe bhe kisi party mein, ya kisi bhe outing mein, kabhee bhe koi excuse nai banaya??


its not the matter of having FUN.. fun lia islie to kabhi off nahi lia, from skool or college or from uni!.. muje fun hamesha friends k saath mila hae!..

and no, humara aik special day fixed hota tha, when we all friends meet on sundays to have pizza lunch out!, or aik din kelie kia excuse banana?.. hae na?


yea right , aik din he outing ka hota tha us k liay kyun excuse banana..

kabhe kisi nay koi mushkil sa kaam dia ho? ya koi aise baat jo app na kerna chaho tu exucse banaya ho? think..

hum bhe excuse niklwa ker he rahein gay..
Posted 20 Sep 2007

friend_16 said:

London_Girl said:

friend_16 said:

London_Girl said:

neva made any excuses when i was in school, mera school k rules hi itney strict hotey thhey

and in college,, umm.. mae khud off nahi leti thi college se.. thats because i alwayz loved to go to college.,. frndz k saath canteen mae baith ker ice cream/coffee peena was the rule of to start a day!

and in university, i alwayz wanted to get top marks for every essignments.. that was my ONE passion!.. islie uni mae bhi off nahi lia.. unless if im ill1.. thats different



aww.. so u didn't had any fun in school, colg or in uni..

par frnds k saath, kabhe bhe kisi party mein, ya kisi bhe outing mein, kabhee bhe koi excuse nai banaya??


its not the matter of having FUN.. fun lia islie to kabhi off nahi lia, from skool or college or from uni!.. muje fun hamesha friends k saath mila hae!..

and no, humara aik special day fixed hota tha, when we all friends meet on sundays to have pizza lunch out!, or aik din kelie kia excuse banana?.. hae na?


yea right , aik din he outing ka hota tha us k liay kyun excuse banana..

kabhe kisi nay koi mushkil sa kaam dia ho? ya koi aise baat jo app na kerna chaho tu exucse banaya ho? think..

hum bhe excuse niklwa ker he rahein gay..


yea ofcourse, wese to excuses bohot banati hon.. jab ghar per hoti hon.. i hate waching dishes.. and cleaning and cooking!.. so i usualy make exucses for not going in the kitchen
Posted 20 Sep 2007

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