funniest excuse...

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we all make excuses somewhere or the other .. in our schools, colleges and even in our offices..

share ur experiences and feel free to tell the funniest excuse u so far made or even heard..
Posted 17 Sep 2007

cutefriend said:

London_Girl said:

cutefriend said:

London_Girl said:

cutefriend said:

London_Girl said:

cutefriend said:

London_Girl said:

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ofcourse.. wo to aen gi zaroor.. infact i have emailed her.. usko mene bola k usko anna hi ho ga..


nai nia u ne sirf reply kia mail us ne ki thi
she told me
actually she asked me and me ne kaha
email kero me ko kia pata


han wohi wohi

mene reply kia tha.. atlewast wo smaj ti hae.. me na karon to wo ker deti hae.. app apna sayaa usse door rakho


app se usne pucha ?.. hehe!.. yeh joke tha ??


main direct sms kerta hoon is liye mail ki zarorat nahi rehti
aur uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 10 sms ke baad aik reply huhhhhhh


O really?.. or jo mene kal rata ki.. usko read to app next day kertey ho
Posted 04 Oct 2007

cutefriend says
jab u raat ko kerti ho idher hamarye kafi time ho chuka hota hia and tab cell offhota hia
Posted 04 Oct 2007

yesh!.. raat ko jo yaad atta hae TXT kerna..
Posted 04 Oct 2007

cutefriend says
tu phir hum ko subha yaad ata hia read kernye ka
Posted 04 Oct 2007

LOL!!..app key pass 1 ton ki to SIM's hon gi.. or aik bichara cell fone..
Posted 04 Oct 2007

Ayesha says
kia yah sach hai cf jo LG nay kaha?





kia kartay ho itni sari sims ka?



batao zara
Posted 04 Oct 2007

cutefriend says
arye nai abhi main bata-ta hon sach
mera aik hi number lg ne 3   3 baar save kia hua hia
ab aik msg usi per send ker deti hia ke shaid 3no numbers per chala gaya hia
per aik hi per 3 sms atye hain lolzzzzz

jazz hia wesye
telenor hai net ke liye
Posted 04 Oct 2007

Ayesha says
achaw phir theek hai
Posted 05 Oct 2007

cutefriend says
han tu aur kia

oye han ufone bhi hia
Posted 05 Oct 2007

Ayesha says
daikha....


ab khuli haqeeqat


ab kaho gay warid bhi hay
Posted 05 Oct 2007

cutefriend says
jab yeh sab hain tu us ka kiya kasoor hai

per in sab ka is liye zker nahi cuz not in use na
Posted 05 Oct 2007

cutefriend says
hmm aik aur incident sunata hon aj ka abhi ka raat ka hi
main frnd ke sath apni bike per wapis a raha tha
pehlye us ko drop kerna tha phir apnye ghar ana tha
tu us ke ghar ja rahye thye
tu rastye main aik road se guzar rahye thye us per hamarye ilawa aur koi nai tha sirf do aur larkye walk ker rahye thye dur
and hum slow ja rahye thye sath koi shop dhond rahye thye
abhi thori agye gaye tu mera frnd kehta wapis turn lye
aur bike rok
main ne kaha okye main ne turn liya aur bike roka per tab dekha ke jo woh larkye thye woh bike ke pass hi thye aur un ke chehrye per aik rang a raha tha aik ja raha tha totally confuse. main aur mera frnd khud dekh ker heran ho rahey thye ke inkokia hua achanak un ke hath pocket main gaye aur apna mobile aur purse chup ker ke harmaye samnye ker dia oye hoyee tab ham samjhye aur hansna start ho gaye aur kaha nahi bhai jaan hum ap ko lootnye nahi aye idher koi shop hai ke nahi yeh poochna tha ap se


un ki jaan main jaan aye hahaha
Posted 05 Oct 2007

Ayesha said:

kia yah sach hai cf jo LG nay kaha?





kia kartay ho itni sari sims ka?



batao zara



aik aik sim mae.. alag alag kurri ka number feed kia how ahae cutie ne, isi lie itney zada hain sims
Posted 05 Oct 2007

friend_16 says
cutefriend said:

hmm aik aur incident sunata hon aj ka abhi ka raat ka hi
main frnd ke sath apni bike per wapis a raha tha
pehlye us ko drop kerna tha phir apnye ghar ana tha
tu us ke ghar ja rahye thye
tu rastye main aik road se guzar rahye thye us per hamarye ilawa aur koi nai tha sirf do aur larkye walk ker rahye thye dur
and hum slow ja rahye thye sath koi shop dhond rahye thye
abhi thori agye gaye tu mera frnd kehta wapis turn lye
aur bike rok
main ne kaha okye main ne turn liya aur bike roka per tab dekha ke jo woh larkye thye woh bike ke pass hi thye aur un ke chehrye per aik rang a raha tha aik ja raha tha totally confuse. main aur mera frnd khud dekh ker heran ho rahey thye ke inkokia hua achanak un ke hath pocket main gaye aur apna mobile aur purse chup ker ke harmaye samnye ker dia oye hoyee tab ham samjhye aur hansna start ho gaye aur kaha nahi bhai jaan hum ap ko lootnye nahi aye idher koi shop hai ke nahi yeh poochna tha ap se


un ki jaan main jaan aye hahaha



cf ap shakal say aisay lagtay ho k koi bhe becahra raat mein der he jaiy...

becharay..
Posted 05 Oct 2007

cutefriend says
London_Girl said:

Ayesha said:

kia yah sach hai cf jo LG nay kaha?





kia kartay ho itni sari sims ka?



batao zara



aik aik sim mae.. alag alag kurri ka number feed kia how ahae cutie ne, isi lie itney zada hain sims

merey khilaf sazishhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted 05 Oct 2007

cutefriend says
friend_16 said:

cutefriend said:

hmm aik aur incident sunata hon aj ka abhi ka raat ka hi
main frnd ke sath apni bike per wapis a raha tha
pehlye us ko drop kerna tha phir apnye ghar ana tha
tu us ke ghar ja rahye thye
tu rastye main aik road se guzar rahye thye us per hamarye ilawa aur koi nai tha sirf do aur larkye walk ker rahye thye dur
and hum slow ja rahye thye sath koi shop dhond rahye thye
abhi thori agye gaye tu mera frnd kehta wapis turn lye
aur bike rok
main ne kaha okye main ne turn liya aur bike roka per tab dekha ke jo woh larkye thye woh bike ke pass hi thye aur un ke chehrye per aik rang a raha tha aik ja raha tha totally confuse. main aur mera frnd khud dekh ker heran ho rahey thye ke inkokia hua achanak un ke hath pocket main gaye aur apna mobile aur purse chup ker ke harmaye samnye ker dia oye hoyee tab ham samjhye aur hansna start ho gaye aur kaha nahi bhai jaan hum ap ko lootnye nahi aye idher koi shop hai ke nahi yeh poochna tha ap se


un ki jaan main jaan aye hahaha



cf ap shakal say aisay lagtay ho k koi bhe becahra raat mein der he jaiy...

becharay..

looo jeee ap ko kidher se main anzar a gaya
yar u bhi
Posted 05 Oct 2007

friend_16 says
aww.. main tu mazak ker rahe the ..
Posted 06 Oct 2007

cutefriend said:

arye nai abhi main bata-ta hon sach
mera aik hi number lg ne 3   3 baar save kia hua hia
ab aik msg usi per send ker deti hia ke shaid 3no numbers per chala gaya hia
per aik hi per 3 sms atye hain lolzzzzz

jazz hia wesye
telenor hai net ke liye



LOL.. safaid jhoot
Posted 07 Oct 2007

cutefriend said:

han tu aur kia

oye han ufone bhi hia



abh number bhi bata do na


Posted 07 Oct 2007

cutefriend said:

London_Girl said:

Ayesha said:

kia yah sach hai cf jo LG nay kaha?





kia kartay ho itni sari sims ka?



batao zara



aik aik sim mae.. alag alag kurri ka number feed kia how ahae cutie ne, isi lie itney zada hain sims

merey khilaf sazishhhhhhhhhhhh



abh yeh puraani baat ho gai

roz hoti hae app k khilaaf wohi wohi.. jo kaha.. han": saazish"
Posted 07 Oct 2007

Ayesha says
cutefriend said:

London_Girl said:

Ayesha said:

kia yah sach hai cf jo LG nay kaha?





kia kartay ho itni sari sims ka?



batao zara



aik aik sim mae.. alag alag kurri ka number feed kia how ahae cutie ne, isi lie itney zada hain sims

merey khilaf sazishhhhhhhhhhhh



tumharay khila sazish nahi........tumhara raaz khol dia hai LG nay
Posted 07 Oct 2007

friend_16 says
mujhay tu pehlay he shak tha .. confirm ho gia..
Posted 07 Oct 2007

Ayesha says






sab larkion ko pata chal gaya cf tum ka raaz
Posted 07 Oct 2007

cutie.. ajao wapis
Posted 08 Oct 2007

Bitoo says
CUTIE NA AO
Posted 09 Jan 2008

sun_shine says
cutefriend said:

hmm aik aur incident sunata hon aj ka abhi ka raat ka hi
main frnd ke sath apni bike per wapis a raha tha
pehlye us ko drop kerna tha phir apnye ghar ana tha
tu us ke ghar ja rahye thye
tu rastye main aik road se guzar rahye thye us per hamarye ilawa aur koi nai tha sirf do aur larkye walk ker rahye thye dur
and hum slow ja rahye thye sath koi shop dhond rahye thye
abhi thori agye gaye tu mera frnd kehta wapis turn lye
aur bike rok
main ne kaha okye main ne turn liya aur bike roka per tab dekha ke jo woh larkye thye woh bike ke pass hi thye aur un ke chehrye per aik rang a raha tha aik ja raha tha totally confuse. main aur mera frnd khud dekh ker heran ho rahey thye ke inkokia hua achanak un ke hath pocket main gaye aur apna mobile aur purse chup ker ke harmaye samnye ker dia oye hoyee tab ham samjhye aur hansna start ho gaye aur kaha nahi bhai jaan hum ap ko lootnye nahi aye idher koi shop hai ke nahi yeh poochna tha ap se


un ki jaan main jaan aye hahaha



Posted 09 Jan 2008

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