its me,
woh thori din zara barish main para raha na iss liye thora black hoo ga, king sahab can i have a new one plz 
iski tu lightein b kharab hoo gaye hain like shine hi nahi ker pata nahi issay kya hoo gaya hai 
cheeta said:yaar chandni k unday chori kernay hain.........
the one jo uski avi main larki k pechay nazar aa rahay hain
buss yeh anday gaib kernay hain kissi tarah say buss itna sa kaam hai
boss plate lay ker wait ker rahay hain appnay break fast ka
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Deer khao, koi bakray shakray, koi zebra shebra... murgha bhi koi cheetay kay shayan-e-shaan cheez hai...
awww........ bakra our zebra bot cute hotay hain main unhain mar nahi sakta na
to on sai dosti kar kay ghar lay ao...
phir ham bhi kahain gay... keh cheeta aur bakra aik hi ghar mai rehtay hain...
yaar yehi tu probl hai main ussay pyar
mujhay batao kaha hain?
oo bhai bakray ki baat hoo rahi hoo tum koi our matlab na nikalo
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:DHAMAKAY WALAY ANDHAY BOLAY TO
DAHSHAD GARDI LOLZ
Bilkul right FG....
Aur Dhamaka Girlz = Dehshat-gard Larkian...
wait for suicide posting...
in simple angreezi.........
hand gernades (modified)
tareeqa asan, do hath lo our ek dhamaka unda
ek hath main unda pakeroo our clap keroo aissay
our phir booooomm!!
yeh hai dhamak unda
yeh to bujha howa dhamaka hai...
, phusss nikla 
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
KING OF JB said:
Rehan M Din said:
KING OF JB said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Miss mine said:
CONGRATZ CHEETAY
DHAMAKA GIRLZ V DESI MURGHA GANG
Waleti MURGHIZ Vs DESI MURGHA... (AIK HI KAAFI HAI)
ab bunay ga saheeh tandoori chiken
main to sooch raha thaa k ub anda aey ga
itni waleti murghian aur sirf aik anda...
maynu marwana jay tay deso
dont worry boss main nay our mujrim nay bank robery ka plan buna lia hai buss apki haan chahye
hum bot saray unday chori ker k layein gay na
cheetay kyoun bizti karwata hai... anday to khud hi aa jaen gay jab itni murghian ikathi hon gi... chori ki kya zarorat hai...
Anday ko pakwanay kay ideas socho...
but yaar.........
Ch. hanif ka hi murga lana peray ga na, chandni say poch laytay hain na , koun chandni G app btao ??
chandni aunty nahi bolain gee... DARRR GAI HAIN...
mujhay EGg with fried rice
ya
CLUB SANGWICH WITH DHAMAKA EGG
ab bhala main nay aissi kya baat ki hai, mazak hi chal raha hai na, every 1 knows k mazak hai but yeh aunty pata nahi koun garmi kha rahi 
khair mujhay unki koi samajh nahi ati iss liye i m not talkin......... bura bunanay say acha hai bunda baat hi na keray........
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:
Rehan M Din said:
woh koi larki hai bhala jo dhamaka mai aa jata...
larkian desi squad mai aa sakti hai...
acha... to phir on sai roasted egg banwa k dikhao...
chullo lurkio nazar nahi aa raha, humain bhook lagi hai rosted egg buna ker doo
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Deer khao, koi bakray shakray, koi zebra shebra... murgha bhi koi cheetay kay shayan-e-shaan cheez hai...
awww........ bakra our zebra bot cute hotay hain main unhain mar nahi sakta na
to on sai dosti kar kay ghar lay ao...
phir ham bhi kahain gay... keh cheeta aur bakra aik hi ghar mai rehtay hain...
yaar yehi tu probl hai main ussay pyar
mujhay batao kaha hain?
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:DHAMAKAY WALAY ANDHAY BOLAY TO
DAHSHAD GARDI LOLZ
Bilkul right FG....
Aur Dhamaka Girlz = Dehshat-gard Larkian...
wait for suicide posting...
in simple angreezi.........
hand gernades (modified)
tareeqa asan, do hath lo our ek dhamaka unda
ek hath main unda pakeroo our clap keroo aissay
our phir booooomm!!
yeh hai dhamak unda
yeh to bujha howa dhamaka hai...
yeh wala dhamak unda
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:
cheeta said:LOLZ MUJHE BOHT HASI ARAHE HAI APKE BATAY SUNKEhaan desi anday.....
waleti anday...
our tu our dhamkay walay anday b hainRehan M Din said:
to kya yahan per waleti bhee hain?
wesay mubarak baad deni hai kya?
Desi batain...
leh iss main hunsanay wali kya baat hai yeh dekho dhamaka unda title
koun acha hai na
hai to acha... per yeh blink kyoun kar raha hai?
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:
Rehan M Din said:
woh koi larki hai bhala jo dhamaka mai aa jata...
larkian desi squad mai aa sakti hai...
acha... to phir on sai roasted egg banwa k dikhao...
haan yeh thek hai, nice idea
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
KING OF JB said:
Rehan M Din said:
KING OF JB said:
Rehan M Din said:
KING OF JB said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Miss mine said:
CONGRATZ CHEETAY
DHAMAKA GIRLZ V DESI MURGHA GANG
Waleti MURGHIZ Vs DESI MURGHA... (AIK HI KAAFI HAI)
ab bunay ga saheeh tandoori chiken
main to sooch raha thaa k ub anda aey ga
itni waleti murghian aur sirf aik anda...
maynu marwana jay tay deso
teenon kon maaaro....????
khud samjh dar ho yaar ap
boss dont worry woh char inch k heel ki main nay hawa nikal di hai
bolay to PUNCTURED HEEL...
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:yaar chandni k unday chori kernay hain.........
the one jo uski avi main larki k pechay nazar aa rahay hain
buss yeh anday gaib kernay hain kissi tarah say buss itna sa kaam hai
boss plate lay ker wait ker rahay hain appnay break fast ka
chooori jesay kaam k liye MUJRIM...
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Deer khao, koi bakray shakray, koi zebra shebra... murgha bhi koi cheetay kay shayan-e-shaan cheez hai...
awww........ bakra our zebra bot cute hotay hain main unhain mar nahi sakta na
to on sai dosti kar kay ghar lay ao...
phir ham bhi kahain gay... keh cheeta aur bakra aik hi ghar mai rehtay hain...
yaar yehi tu probl hai main ussay pyar
mujhay batao kaha hain?
mai to deer ki baat kar raha hoon... aur tum bakray per aray ho...
chullo khair choro sab ko ajj bunny rabit khatay hain
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:DHAMAKAY WALAY ANDHAY BOLAY TO
DAHSHAD GARDI LOLZ
Bilkul right FG....
Aur Dhamaka Girlz = Dehshat-gard Larkian...
wait for suicide posting...
in simple angreezi.........
hand gernades (modified)
tareeqa asan, do hath lo our ek dhamaka unda
ek hath main unda pakeroo our clap keroo aissay
our phir booooomm!!
yeh hai dhamak unda
yeh to bujha howa dhamaka hai...
yeh wala dhamak unda
to aur kya...
Natural mai DESI is best...
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:
Rehan M Din said:
woh koi larki hai bhala jo dhamaka mai aa jata...
larkian desi squad mai aa sakti hai...
acha... to phir on sai roasted egg banwa k dikhao...
haan yeh thek hai, nice idea
aisay nahi aengi..... thora dheraj rakho...
aisa karo... kaam bant lo...
aag tum lagao... anday larkian roast kar dain...
kha tum lo... bartan larkian dho dain...
buss ab unki bari hai na, zara sochnay k liye tym tu do na
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
bolay to PUNCTURED HEEL...
yup......
angreegi main, landay ki joti
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:yaar chandni k unday chori kernay hain.........
the one jo uski avi main larki k pechay nazar aa rahay hain
buss yeh anday gaib kernay hain kissi tarah say buss itna sa kaam hai
boss plate lay ker wait ker rahay hain appnay break fast ka
chooori jesay kaam k liye MUJRIM...
buss yehi tu gr8-ness hai apnay boss ki
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:
cheeta said:LOLZ MUJHE BOHT HASI ARAHE HAI APKE BATAY SUNKEhaan desi anday.....
waleti anday...
our tu our dhamkay walay anday b hainRehan M Din said:
to kya yahan per waleti bhee hain?
wesay mubarak baad deni hai kya?
Desi batain...
leh iss main hunsanay wali kya baat hai yeh dekho dhamaka unda title
koun acha hai na
hai to acha... per yeh blink kyoun kar raha hai?
nahi yaar blink nahi ker raha, chumka k rukha howa hai
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Deer khao, koi bakray shakray, koi zebra shebra... murgha bhi koi cheetay kay shayan-e-shaan cheez hai...
awww........ bakra our zebra bot cute hotay hain main unhain mar nahi sakta na
to on sai dosti kar kay ghar lay ao...
phir ham bhi kahain gay... keh cheeta aur bakra aik hi ghar mai rehtay hain...
yaar yehi tu probl hai main ussay pyar
mujhay batao kaha hain?
mai to deer ki baat kar raha hoon... aur tum bakray per aray ho...
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:DHAMAKAY WALAY ANDHAY BOLAY TO
DAHSHAD GARDI LOLZ
Bilkul right FG....
Aur Dhamaka Girlz = Dehshat-gard Larkian...
wait for suicide posting...
in simple angreezi.........
hand gernades (modified)
tareeqa asan, do hath lo our ek dhamaka unda
ek hath main unda pakeroo our clap keroo aissay
our phir booooomm!!
yeh hai dhamak unda
yeh to bujha howa dhamaka hai...
yeh wala dhamak unda
to aur kya...
Natural mai DESI is best...
loo G........ desi ki tu koi match hi nahi hai pa G
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
cheeta said:
Rehan M Din said:
Fairl_Girl said:
Rehan M Din said:
woh koi larki hai bhala jo dhamaka mai aa jata...
larkian desi squad mai aa sakti hai...
acha... to phir on sai roasted egg banwa k dikhao...
haan yeh thek hai, nice idea
aisay nahi aengi..... thora dheraj rakho...
aisa karo... kaam bant lo...
aag tum lagao... anday larkian roast kar dain...
kha tum lo... bartan larkian dho dain...
aaagggg tu bot lagi howi hai
Mujrim said:bus kam karo
Right path said:Main apna kaam karraha hoooooooo
ONLYARBAB said:haha waise kia chal raha hay
