Kia Aaj Aap Nay

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NASHTA KIA HAI????

mene to masoom nay abi tk ni kia
Posted 01 Feb 2008

rapunzel said:

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bhoolna achi baat nahi...


phr badaam khayain


mashwara dai rahi hai...
badam bhi dain na...


mashwara lein ya badaam


mashwara rehnay dain... badam bhijwa dain...
Posted 26 Mar 2008

Asian says
badam makes you bloated gives you wind


gona be windy in Pakistan today
Posted 26 Mar 2008


ab hamain ap ki angrezi nahi samajh aati..
kya karain...
Posted 26 Mar 2008

Fairl_Girl says
MOVED
Posted 26 Mar 2008

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An Apple & A Mug of Milk!!!!



ap itna thora sa khate hain


aaj kal time nahi mil raha hai break fast ka....


ghari change kar lo...


kis kis ki ghari change karoon????


time tumhain nahi mil raha ...
is liye sirf apni ghari change karo...



i dont use any!!!
Posted 26 Mar 2008

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gndy bachy. huh

na kren kbi b na kren



yahan to garaj chamak kay asar hain...

hamain bhagna chahiye... is sai pehlay keh


chittron ki barish shuru ho...


nahi tehar naa yaar Rehan!!!
aaj parathoon ki jaga Chittar hi sahi....



pehlay tum taste kar kay batao kesay hain...



Pretty Good!!!!
i just tasted!!!!
ab tum aa kar jee bhar kar khaaooo



tumhain pasand hai to tum hi khao
mai tumhari pasand ka khayal rakhon ga...



meri pasand ka khiaal rakhna bara hi ookhaa kaam hai........

Posted 26 Mar 2008

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adha paratha chor dia hai na...



yeah tu batao Rahan Mian....tum parathay kehte kise ho?????
kaheen Bread Slice ko to tu nahi bolte????



mai koi mumy daddy larka thori hoon
jo slice ko parathay bolon

am gabru jawan of pind shind



i know u r not Larka!!! Rehan Uncle!!!!

zara batana 1973 mai kya hoa tha????



mujhay kya pata... main nay history nahi parhi...


apni history tu parh hi leni chahiye thi tumhain....


abhi ham jinda hain bhaieeee...


afsoos hai yaa khushi...
bata de...
masla hall ho jaye ga!!!

Posted 26 Mar 2008

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yeah logoon mai bohat hi ghalt aadat hai....



to aur kya... ab mai nay kha lia ho to wapis kesay karon...


tension mat le yaar!!!
order kar de koi pizza unn ke liye!!!!


kharchay ki baat na karo...


Doost har insaan apna naseeb saath le kar aata hai....

Posted 26 Mar 2008

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Lunch time mai thori dair hi reh gai thee iss liye...


lunch mai kya khate ho????
zara batana!!!!



lunch karnay k baad bataon ga...



chalo ab bata bhi do...
Its 19th March Now!!!



aik plate biryani, 4 rotian with Aalu gosht


MASHALLAH.....
and how much it all cost????



aalu gosht ghar sai... rotian aur biryani company kay kharchay per...
matlab no kharcha...


company kaun si hai????
aur karti kya hai????
Posted 26 Mar 2008

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yeh jigs kya hota hai?



tumhain nahi pata???


sachi nahi pata...


Jigs achay friend ko kahte hein Jigz!!!!


ab is khush fehmi mai mat rehna k mai tumhain bhi jigz kahon ga...

u r my phephra...




Posted 26 Mar 2008

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adha paratha chor dia hai na...



kis k liy


DH jhoot bool raha hai Rehan......


tauba tauba tauba


chalo achi baat hai tum ne time pe tauba kar li...


tum bhi kar lo...
tauba mai dair nahi karni chahiye...


Theek kahan tum ne Doost!!!



sachi...


Ji...
Posted 26 Mar 2008

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to tumhara kya dushman hooon???



haan haan poochain zara


haan haan poocho zara!!!!


itna israr hai to poch leta hoon


haan tu pocho naa!!!


batao na zara keh mai tumhara dushman hoon kya???


nahi tum tu mere Dushaman thori ho....
tum tu Dushman-e-Jaan ho!!!!




jaan kon hai???


tum ne mujhe JB se nikalwana hai????




Posted 26 Mar 2008

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kya pochooooon?



kuch nahi Janu...
tum bas khaate peetay raho!!!!



yahan zaror kuch garbar chal rahi hai
jaldi batao kya ho raha hai...


nahi nahi kuch aisa nahi hai....


mujhay pata hai kuch na kuch garbar zaror hai...


tumhain kaise pata chala????


khusbu bata rahi hai...


Bari Naak hai Bhai Rehan Aap ki...
Wah Cantt se Islamabad mai soongh lete hoo!!!!



Posted 26 Mar 2008

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lunch mai khanay ki chezain hoti hain...



bohat saari naa???



thori si mujhay bhi dai do...


hamara asool hai....
BISTI...PITAAI.....AUR KHANA apna apna......
Posted 26 Mar 2008

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chal oye lotay....



always stay with majority!!!
Me & DH are majority!!!!!



aiwaen kham-mkha-mkha


nahi tu naa sahi...
sanoon keee???
aapay baad mai pachtaye ga!!!!


baad mai kya pachatana...
abhi pachta leta hooon...

hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....


samujhdaar ho gaye ho larkay tum!!!!
Posted 26 Mar 2008

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kya pochooooon?



k SG apko dushman smjhty hain


Khabardaar Rehan!!!
yeah jurrat mat karna!!!
warna tum ke parathay le kar bhaag jaoon ga!!!!!






dushman ho... paaas ae to dishum kar doo ga...
bandoooq hai meray paas... haaaaan


tum ke paas tu chakkoo (knife) nahi thaa???


woh kabariye to bech dia tha... aur wahan sai mujrim nay lai lia...


kitne paisoon mai bika thaa???? aur Mujrim ne kitne paisoon mai liya????


paisay keh kar chaqoo ki tauheen na karo...
aik paisa mila tha... aisay 6 chaqoo denay per...

mujrim nay kitnay ka lia... osi sai pch lo...


Mujrim ke paas tu plastic wala Chaqoo hai.....
Posted 26 Mar 2008

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to mai kab samjha raha hoon



yeah bhi hai....



kis baat pe aankh maar rahe ho????
Posted 26 Mar 2008

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ye ap log ab bas dosron ki copy hi karte rahen ge kia?



chalain ap ki copy kar letay hain...


No Rehan!!!
she is so cutoo mutoo Lil Sister!!!!

albatta u ki perody mein kar sakta hoon!!!!!


oye tum nay SR ko moto bola
abhi tumhari shamat aa jae gi...


Aag mat laga mere aur SR ke beech!!!
U Rehan Petrol Pump!!!!!



khali petrol kaho gay to kharcha ho ga???


Nahi kahne ki aazadi hai.....
Tax Free hai...
Posted 26 Mar 2008

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gndy bachy. huh

na kren kbi b na kren



yahan to garaj chamak kay asar hain...

hamain bhagna chahiye... is sai pehlay keh


chittron ki barish shuru ho...


ap to roz nashta krty hain. apko kch ni kaha jaega


kioon kioon kioon



jal rahay ho kya?


nahi jall kar koila ho raha hoon!!!!!


yeh to bari achi baat hia...
petrol mehnga ho gya... gas bhi...
rotian koylon per pakaen gay...


Bhai ki Chita se tu apne ghar ka Choola jalaye ga????
yeah umeed nahi nahi mujhe tum se!!!!!!

Posted 26 Mar 2008

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Lunch time mai thori dair hi reh gai thee iss liye...


lunch mai kya khate ho????
zara batana!!!!



lunch karnay k baad bataon ga...



pehly pait poja
phr kam duja


thats like a good boy Rehan!!!!


theek hai chacha ji...


oay Uncle dont act childoo childoo!!!!
ziadah nannha banne ki zaroorat nahi hai....



sirf bachon kay chachay nahi hotay...
baron kay bhi hotay hain...


acha ji?????
Posted 26 Mar 2008

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ap SR ko kaki na samjhain ye kiska style ha



hawwwwwwwwwww... ap SR ko budhi mai keh rahi hain....


halanke yeah tu tum ka haqq hai....


shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
kyoun jotay parwatay ho mujhay...


kaun maray ga mere bhaai ko jooatay?????


SR... aur kon...


Choti Aapa itti Zalim hein????


Posted 26 Mar 2008

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Aaj sirf Dahi (yougurt)+3 Bananas!!!!!



secret diet nahi batatay hotay...


aray yaar yeah secret nahi hai...
yeah tu sirf Chunga hai.....



itna ziada chunga


chal hatt...
nazar naa laga!!!!
Posted 26 Mar 2008

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main zara farigh ho loo phir sab ko sahi karti hoon. meri adam mojudgi main meri buraiyan



ap ki mojodgi mai kar letay hian...


mojoodgi mai kahe ga Rehan Darling tu Chooti Aap se phainti lage gi.....



mojodgi mai bachnay k ziada chances hotay hain...


how????
Posted 26 Mar 2008

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Nehari+Naan... (naan mein ne count nahi kiye )



count kar bhi letay to kya tha
2 sai agay ginti hi khatam ho jani thi...
ya phir naaa...


hahahahaha
nazar na laga dena yaar....MASHALLAH bhi boll dia karo!!!!!

Posted 26 Mar 2008

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Nehari+Naan... (naan mein ne count nahi kiye )



nihari k dongo ki tadad bata do


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Posted 26 Mar 2008

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1 Mug of Milk.....
1 Glass of Lassi & 2 Glass of Water....
Chanay aur Naan+Parathay......(Naan & Parathay didn't counted).....





very gud


thankroos!!!!
Posted 26 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

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Nehari+Naan... (naan mein ne count nahi kiye )



nihari k dongo ki tadad bata do


yeh aik darjan dongon ko aik count karta hai...


Ab Rapu ke saath mil ja!!!!
Charhte Suraj Ke Pujari.........

Posted 26 Mar 2008

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1 Mug of Milk.....
1 Glass of Lassi & 2 Glass of Water....
Chanay aur Naan+Parathay......(Naan & Parathay didn't counted).....





hamaray khanay peenay ko nazar lag gai...
sirf 2 parathay... aik omelate... aur qeema matar...
with 1/2 liter of milk...
bassssssssssssss


Bas????


MASHALLAH Bhei MASHALLAH.....
Posted 26 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

rapunzel said:

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Nehari+Naan... (naan mein ne count nahi kiye )



nihari k dongo ki tadad bata do


yeh aik darjan dongon ko aik count karta hai...


oh


Tum bhi ussi ka saath dooo

Posted 26 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

Rehan M Din said:

rapunzel said:

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Nehari+Naan... (naan mein ne count nahi kiye )



nihari k dongo ki tadad bata do


yeh aik darjan dongon ko aik count karta hai...


oh


ziada to nahi ho gae...??


nahi abhi tu kuch hoi hi nahi......

Posted 26 Mar 2008

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