BOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES VS THE MOON!

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BOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES VS THE MOON!
Will Indian actresses partner with Lollywood stars?

An astropalmist from Lahore in Pakistan is asking for Bollywood's most beautiful women to partner with their Lollywood counterparts…for scientific reasons! Professor Fazal Karim Khan believes that these ladies can save the world from Mars' debilitating influence when the planet comes the closest it has been to Earth since the last ice age. During an interview with The Nation, he stated: "To avoid the bad omens of the planet Mars on earth, beautiful women of the world should offer prayers the whole night. If Indian film actresses Kareena Kapoor, Manisha Koirala, Aishwarya Rai, Bipasha Basu and others in their full make-up and kajal (kohl) in their eyes, watch the once in the lifetime phenomenon of Mars at the closest range only then it would be a good omen for the sub-continent." At precisely 10.51am British Summer Time, the two planets will be a mere 34,646,418 miles apart - 145 times the distance to the Moon.

Posted 27 Aug 2003

Reema says
this is shit! i don't beleive a word of that! how can beautiful women save us from whatever it is thats going on!
Posted 28 Aug 2003

MR PERFECT says
lol. welcome back miss reema! its been a while! lol. whenever u say something is makes sense. lol. i agree with u on this issue as well.
Posted 28 Aug 2003

hahahahah this is what years of deprivation has done to ur psyche. i can never get over this one . hahahaha
Posted 29 Aug 2003

sanam411 says
huh!
Posted 29 Aug 2003

NEVER
Posted 03 Sep 2003

amigo says
IF INDIAN ACTRESSES WERE PRAYING ON EARTH....PAKISTANI ACTRESSES SHLD HAVE PRAYED ON MOON AND HOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES ON MARS....THEN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EFFECTIVE...
Posted 13 Sep 2003

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Posted 13 Sep 2003

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