Mazahya Shairii (LOL)

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TaSHi

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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se


Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali


Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon

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Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Rishta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah

Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha..
Agar tamanna thi Aazmane ki..
Hum to Behosh Yun hi ho jaate..
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki..

Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.

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Raat bhar jaagi ho jiske sapno mein,
kaise kho gaya wo raat ke andhero mein,

Dhoondti rahi tum mujhe, dil ke kisi kone mein
main bas raha hoon, tumhari dhadkano mein, tumhari saanso mein

Main chup hi sahi, magar magroor nahin
Ek khamoshi hi sahi magar, koi shikwa nahin

Na tumse koi shikwa hai jaanam, na koi naraazgi
ye dil ka lagana hai jaanam, nahin koi dil lagi.....!!!


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Sapna to bas sapna hai,
Sapno mein keya jeena,
Subha ki phali kiran sai seekho,
Is jeevan ko jeena.

Dil kai kone ko chordo,
hansti duniya mein aao,
kisi ko man ka meet banalo,
khushion kai phool khilao.

chupai huai magroor ko chordo,
chordo shkway narazee ko,
tord do pinjra - urd kar dhundo,
apnay jeewan sathi ko.


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Na dekha karo tum humein, teerchhi nazaron se is tarah
ke jaan jaati hai jism se, neend aankhon se jis tarah

Aaankhein hai ye tumhari, ya shab e maikhana
main hosh jo kho doon, mujhe hosh mein na lana

Dekha jo tumne pyar se, wafa ka izhaar hua
paya jo tumhein zindgi mein, mohabbat ka ikraar hua

Khoya jo tumhein, ik aah nikli is dil se
dil ko jala gayi, ik bijli is dil se

Ab na aao khwaabon mein tum, kahin neend se na jagoon
main zinda hi kab tha, kahin maut se na jagoon.....!!

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Zindgi mein to tumhari aa na sake, ab khwaabon mein chale aate hain
Tum laakh nazrein pher lo sanam, hum phir bhi chale aate hain

Kahne ko to tum bhul chuki thi, phir bhi anjaane mein pukarti ho
Tum kabhi bhuli nahin thi, sirf jaankar anjaane mein pukarti ho

Mann to mann hai, mann ko kya kahena
hum aayenge sapno mein, sapno ko kya kahena

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Yaad rahe jaati hai, aur waqt guzar jata hai
Phool khilta hai aur khil ke bikhar jata hai,

Phool se kya gila, jab phool mein khushboo nahin
Apno se kya gila, jab apno mein mohabbat nahin,

Mohabbat na sahi, hum phir bhi jee lete hain
Zindgi zaher hi sahi, hum phir bhi pee lete hain....

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bandagi hai khuda ki, khuda ka hai noor
heeron mein yeh heera hai, nooron mein kohinoor
kitno ko katl kiya isne, kitno ko kiya majboor
dilwlaon ka hai aasra, jab voh hote hain door
judai mein dilbar ki, yeh ban jaati hai nasoor

Kaise bataun mein kya chiz mohabbat hoti hai
pooncho yeh usse, jisko mohabbat hoti hai

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Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati

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A kalam rukja
Izzat ka mukam hai
Tere nuk pe mere
Mehbub ka naam hai

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O shayeri sunne walo jara
Gor se suno
Age ka nahi aata
Kisi aur se suno

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Tairna hai to samunder me aake tairo
Kinaron me kya rakha hai
Agar pyar karana hai to bahome aake karo
Isharon me kya rakha hai

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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi


TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.


Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote

ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.


Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.


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"Teri zulphein hai ya Ghana Andhera.....................
..................JAANEMAN katwa de baal ...... Hoja ganji...........Aur.............Karde savera"


"JUICE peene ka mazza cup mein nahin ........GLass mein hota hai
GREEting card dene ka mazza GHARwali ko nahin SAALi ko hota hai"


Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho .....
ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!!

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Something to take you to Flash back - Inspired by JaG** Singh

yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo
Bhale Chheen lo mujhse US ka Visa
magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen
vo kam chaay ka pani vo teeKha samosaa
college ki canteen me hum sab the raja,

vo chaayvaalaa jise saare kehte the Khawja
vo Kahwja ke hathon ki 'bi2' chaay meethee
vo chupkese journal mein bheji hui chitthi
vo padhtehi chiththi uska tilmilaanaa
vo chehre ki laali vo aankhon ka gussaa...

kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa
vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa
vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa
vo sar ko chidhanaa ,vo aeroplane udaanaa
vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa
vo orals ki khahani vo Lab-on ka kissaa....

bimaari ka detention ke time bahanaa
vo doosron ke assignments ko apnaa banaanaa
vo seminar ke din pairoka chhatpatanaa
vo workshop mein din raat pasinaa bahanaa
vo exam ke din ka bechain maahaul

par vo maa ka vishvas Teachar ka Bharosaa
colleg ki wo lambisi raatein
vo doston se thele pe pyaari si baatein
vo gathering ke din ka ladnaa Jhagadnaa

Posted 22 Aug 2003

Jiya_k says
hahaha...very nice and funny....i love them aLL....gooD jOB..did u made it up oR u copyed it from somewhere ?????
Posted 22 Aug 2003

Jiya_k says
hahaha...very nice and funny....i love them aLL....gooD jOB..did u made it up oR u copyed it from somewhere ?????
Posted 22 Aug 2003

rozi says
hahahahahahahahahahah bohot khub berrry phunny tashi g I likes em all
Posted 22 Aug 2003

Tashi ur Gr8..[:)]
Posted 22 Aug 2003

Tashi ur Gr8..[:)]
Posted 22 Aug 2003

faysal says
very nice but toooo long....
Posted 22 Aug 2003

faysal says
very nice but toooo long....
Posted 22 Aug 2003

sweetie says
lolzzzzzzzzz

oh gosh its hilarious

well done tashi [;)]

Posted 22 Aug 2003

I must have fell
    you seemed to keep your balance well
Until the fall
    you never understood at all
Still and calm
    always relying on your charm
Soon I fade
    into the darkness you have made
A pretty face
    that makes a mark, yet, leaves no trace
Who am I
    but, just another passer by
Beware her kiss
    and if you don't… remember this
It's all a game
    no rules, no truth, no cares, no shame

In matters of the heart there are no rules. "no rules, no truth, no
cares, no shame" just about sums it up. But the prize, if you are
fortunate enough to find mutual love is so wonderful. I have felt this
poet's pain and I wish it could be assuaged but Time (not I) is the only
healer for a broken heart.

Readers are encouraged to comment
Posted 22 Aug 2003

TaSHi says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

Tashi ur Gr8..[:)]



oooh my shweeet hoor jaani[angel]
im not gr8 atall, its u who made me confident and that i have fulfilled ur number of choices here,i wont say im gr8,because jo cheez apko na pesend ae wo kisi kam ki nai, app ney meree shaahri ko pesend kiya to gr8 to app hoin na, me nai
u r really sooooooooo adorable,hoor(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)

love and regards:
Tashi(F)
Posted 22 Aug 2003

TaSHi says
ohoo may sab ko kese bhool sakti hon han,ye na ho key kalmujhey gussey wale msg milen gey tashi ne hum ko thanks kiu nai kiya, hehehehe
tao mai app sab ka dil se thanks kehti hon,kabool kijiye ga,:P:P:P:P
Jiya, rozi, faysal, sweetie jee, our fardeen BHAIYA
thanks to all of u!
(F) (F) (F) (F) (F) (F)
Posted 22 Aug 2003

Itna bara moon khool ker BIIYA kehne ki kiya zaroorat hai mujhe uncha nahi dikhta ....
Posted 23 Aug 2003

Itna bara moon khool ker BIIYA kehne ki kiya zaroorat hai mujhe uncha nahi dikhta ....
Posted 23 Aug 2003

TaSHi says
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
mey tao samjee key ager mey ahista sey kahon gee tao apko smaj ney mey prob ho gee, taosocha thora uncha boldon, mooon khol ker, kabee to smaj ae gi na, isliey wesey abh mere sur mey b derd shuru ho gaya hai uncha bol bol ker :P:P:P
Posted 23 Aug 2003

OH MERI BEHANA YOU REALLY DONT HAVE TO BE WORRY ABOUT IT TUMHARA TO NAME BHI ESA HAI KE TUM MBEHAN BEHAN LAGTI HO
Posted 23 Aug 2003

OH MERI BEHANA YOU REALLY DONT HAVE TO BE WORRY ABOUT IT TUMHARA TO NAME BHI ESA HAI KE TUM MBEHAN BEHAN LAGTI HO KUCH KEHNE KI ESACH ZAROORAT NAHI HAI

Posted 23 Aug 2003

TaSHi says
quote:
Originally posted by Fardeen Khan

OH MERI BEHANA YOU REALLY DONT HAVE TO BE WORRY ABOUT IT TUMHARA TO NAME BHI ESA HAI KE TUM MBEHAN BEHAN LAGTI HO KUCH KEHNE KI ESACH ZAROORAT NAHI HAI





awww u'r soooooo sweet fardeen[^][^][^]
chalen dere aya daroost aya![:P][:D]

regards

Tashi(F)
Posted 24 Aug 2003

:)
Posted 23 Sep 2003

Cute_gal says
lolz
Posted 23 Sep 2003

mujh ko pata tha ;)
Posted 23 Sep 2003

rogi_jogi says
kya ?
Posted 23 Sep 2003

Cute_gal says
k ogi is mnhs......hahahahahahahh
Posted 23 Sep 2003

achaq
Posted 23 Sep 2003

tooo goood tashi
tusi great hoo
Posted 23 Sep 2003

rogi_jogi says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

k ogi is mnhs......hahahahahahahh





cute yeah OGi koi tumharaa besht friend hai [:P] humain bhii milwaoo [bandit]
Posted 24 Sep 2003

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