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Madiha718

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Desi Broken English Dialogues
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     I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk?

(beech, beech = middle, middle)


Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in"!


"Why are you naat filupping the blanks ?"


Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law


"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"


"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"


"Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in"


Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter

continue her studies or get her married :

"Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu

marry her, then marry her ."



Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :

"Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations"



"Don't talk like that in front of my back"



"Dont stand in front of my back"



"Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying. No shock."



"Repeat again please!"



"Mistake became wrong!"



Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?



Pliss, close the fan!



He/she's my cousin brother/sister



He/she's my co-brother/sister



Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.



Izzat ko mitti me milana:: To mix one's honor in mud



Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors' nose has been chopped off



Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? :: Who have you blackened your face with?



naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils



An instructor explaining the working of pendulum:

"Take an elephant of negligible weight"



heard in kitchen:   No, No I don't need chair i can stand eating



It's so hot! Please on the fan no.




A gardener scolding three kids : "Both of u three, don't under-stand the

tree"!!



"Open the doors of the window, and let the atmosphere come in "




"You three, both of you kneel down together separately"



"There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"



"Run with the fence" (alongside)



"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)



"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)



"Why aren't you kneel downing?"



If you talk, I'll kneel down

(Always wished he would, but found out that, that's not what he

meant)




The principal just passed away.



Who took out the breeze of my cykill.



Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).



My cykill is understanding the tree.



Open the windows and let the AIR FORCE come in"!

Posted 23 Aug 2003

Mani says
Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law




limit
haha
made me laugh
Posted 23 Aug 2003

2HOT4U says
"My cykill is understanding the tree."

hahahhahahhahahahh FUNNI!!!
Posted 23 Aug 2003

2HOT4U says
"My cykill is understanding the tree."

hahahhahahhahahahh FUNNI!!!
Posted 23 Aug 2003

Madiha718 says
lol yeah it's pretty damn funny
Posted 23 Aug 2003

hmmmm good jee
Posted 27 Aug 2003

Rain Man says
lol
Posted 01 Sep 2003

acha je
Posted 23 Sep 2003

lol....hilarious
Posted 23 Sep 2003

sweetie says
lolzz

Posted 23 Sep 2003

Cute_gal says
"DOn't stand in front of my back"...

hahahahahahahahahah
Posted 23 Sep 2003

Ashii says
oay are you taraing to tal me samthing ????
heheheheheehhee....
Posted 23 Sep 2003

Cute_gal says
ofcourse not....hahahahahhaha
Posted 23 Sep 2003

Ashii says
huhh.. i thaght.. ahooooo
khekhekhee
Posted 23 Sep 2003

rogi_jogi says
You three, both of you ,,,, going naace [:P]
Posted 24 Sep 2003

rogi_jogi says
Good DoNe [;)]
Posted 24 Sep 2003

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