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Desi Broken English Dialogues
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     I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk?

(beech, beech = middle, middle)


Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in"!


"Why are you naat filupping the blanks ?"


Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law


"Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside"


"Donot smoke and spoil the botany of ur body"


"Open the windows, open the windows, let the climate come in"


Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter

continue her studies or get her married :

"Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu

marry her, then marry her ."



Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :

"Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations"



"Don't talk like that in front of my back"



"Dont stand in front of my back"



"Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying. No shock."



"Repeat again please!"



"Mistake became wrong!"



Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?



Pliss, close the fan!



He/she's my cousin brother/sister



He/she's my co-brother/sister



Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.



Izzat ko mitti me milana:: To mix one's honor in mud



Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors' nose has been chopped off



Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? :: Who have you blackened your face with?



naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils



An instructor explaining the working of pendulum:

"Take an elephant of negligible weight"



heard in kitchen:   No, No I don't need chair i can stand eating



It's so hot! Please on the fan no.




A gardener scolding three kids : "Both of u three, don't under-stand the

tree"!!



"Open the doors of the window, and let the atmosphere come in "




"You three, both of you kneel down together separately"



"There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"



"Run with the fence" (alongside)



"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)



"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)



"Why aren't you kneel downing?"



If you talk, I'll kneel down

(Always wished he would, but found out that, that's not what he

meant)




The principal just passed away.



Who took out the breeze of my cykill.



Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).



My cykill is understanding the tree.



Open the windows and let the AIR FORCE come in"!