santa and banta

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.

Q: Santa and Banta went to see 9-12 PM show. But they came back at 10 PM. Why?
A: Because the movie's name was "Dastak" (Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O' clock).

Sailor (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?".

Girl: Have you seen my identical twin sister anywhere?
Santa: No. How does she look like ??.

Jeeto: You say I look old but people still praise me.
Santa: It must be Banta.
Jeeto: How do you know?
Santa: He is a SCRAP DEALER.

While filling out an employment application, Santa paused over the question, "Person to notify in case of an accident."
After some thought, he finally wrote, "Anybody in sight".

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'.

Santa to a girl: I want to marry you.
Girl: But, I am a year elder to you.
Santa: Then, I'll marry you next year.

Santa could not understand why his sister had two brothers and he only had one.

Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer, "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door.
Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry."
At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?".

Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.
Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.
Judge: Thats no excuse! Don't you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?.

Q: How does Santa kill a fish?
A: He drowns it.

Two drunks, Santa and Banta, were walking home along the railway tracks.
Banta says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down".

Santa: Why are all those people running?
Banta: They are running a race to get a cup.
Santa: Who will get the cup?
Banta: The person who wins.
Santa: Then why are all the others running?.

Santa: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Jeeto: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Santa: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Jeeto: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" .

Santa: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Banta: How tall are you?.

Q: Why did the Santa stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed ?
A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

Santa and Banta are taking a walk, and Banta goes, "Oh look, a dead bird,"
and Santa looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?".