Rapunzel
Age: 124
Total Posts: 51848
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Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
I Lost my wife : (Ladies should read not to be missed)
A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:
Man: I lost my wife (misty)
Inspector: what is her height
Man; I never noticed
Inspectior:slim or healthy
Man: not slim can be healthy
Inspector: colour of eyes
Man: Never noticed
Inspector: colour of hair
Man: changes according to season
Inspector: what was she wearing
Man: Saree/suit/ I dont remember exactly
Inspector:was somebody with her ?????????
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Man: Yes
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my Labra dog (romeo)
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tied with a golden chain
height 30 inches
healthy,
blue eyes,
blackish brown hair
his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken
he never barks
wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls
he likes non veg food
we sleep together
we eat together
we jog together
we__________ _________&
the man started crying
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Inspector: Lets search the dog first !!!!!!!!!!!!!