olldman said:1. ((Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? ))
one at a time!
1/ Therapy? Anger control,
olldman said:2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Rassim hai dunyaa ki, ghareeb ko aurr maaro.
sun_shine said:Assalam O Alaikum
*Lolz
Beautiful sharing...!
I've some of the Answers
Jo Hum baad main daingay InshAllah
Lol....!
madgirl said:ufff mere rabba ye rupu ko kia hogaya hai
Rehan M Din said:
Nice sharing...
jo answer SS na dai saki... woh main dai doon ga...
olldman said:3.(( Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? ))
Is this a trick question,
Sunshine and Rehan, My intention is a little fun here. Please start when ever you feel ready.
sun_shine said:Assalam O Alaikum
*Lolz Right Mr.Rehaan Sir and Mr.Old Man Sir
Jin Questions Kay Answers hamain aatay hain Filhaal
Hum unhi se start Kartay hain
Ok Jee
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Answer:Simply Because Stars Count karnay K liye
Tho Buhat dooor jana parega jo k Buhat mushkil hain
Isi liye Yakeen kar letay hain
Aur paint Check karna Konsa Mushkil kaam hain Lol
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Answer:Coz tarzan Fresh fruits and Vegetables khatay
hain jis se Skin hamesha Glowing rehti hain
Aur Insaan Kafi Young Rehta hain
olldman said:4((Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle))
Made in USA, leave the bottle top off and see what happens.
Fast evaporation means, you are not allowed more than one sniff. And can not expect to sober up up until the next day.
Made in U.K or Pakistan (superior quality) will stick to any thing. How you get it out may present a problem though,
olldman said:7. ((Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ))
Bullets khane ke liye dil chaiye na.
He ducks to avoid the germs on the revolver, coward.
Rehan M Din said:
5. Maarnay main be-imani nahi kartay na...
sun_shine said:Assalam O Alaikum
*Lolz Right Mr.Rehaan Sir and Mr.Old Man Sir
Jin Questions Kay Answers hamain aatay hain Filhaal
Hum unhi se start Kartay hain
Ok Jee
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Answer:Simply Because Stars Count karnay K liye
Tho Buhat dooor jana parega jo k Buhat mushkil hain
Isi liye Yakeen kar letay hain
Aur paint Check karna Konsa Mushkil kaam hain Lol
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Answer:Coz tarzan Fresh fruits and Vegetables khatay
hain jis se Skin hamesha Glowing rehti hain
Aur Insaan Kafi Young Rehta hain
Rehan M Din said:
5. Maarnay main be-imani nahi kartay na...
Rapunzel said:
olldman said:2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Rassim hai dunyaa ki, ghareeb ko aurr maaro.
U mean to say "girti hui dewar ko aik dhaka aur do"
Rapunzel said:
olldman said:7. ((Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ))
Bullets khane ke liye dil chaiye na.
He ducks to avoid the germs on the revolver, coward.
Agr jis ne ye Que poche hain wo aprh le tu amre khushi k heart-attack aa jaye usko
Rapunzel said:
Rehan M Din said:
Nice sharing...
jo answer SS na dai saki... woh main dai doon ga...
Shawa
Rapunzel said:badaam kahye hain
olldman said:
Rapunzel said:
olldman said:2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Rassim hai dunyaa ki, ghareeb ko aurr maaro.
U mean to say "girti hui dewar ko aik dhaka aur do"
Aurr phir saffai kar do.
