Please tell me "WHY"

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Rapunzel

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WHY (can anyone give the answers)

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lips"?

10. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

11. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

12. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

13. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

14. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

15 Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

16. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

17. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

18. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

19. In Winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in Summer, when we complained about the heat in Summer?

20. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Posted 27 Dec 2008

olldman says
1. ((Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? ))

one at a time!

1/ Therapy? Anger control,
Posted 28 Dec 2008

olldman says
2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?


Rassim hai dunyaa ki, ghareeb ko aurr maaro.
Posted 29 Dec 2008

sun_shine says
Assalam O Alaikum

*Lolz
Beautiful sharing...!
I've some of the Answers
Jo Hum baad main daingay InshAllah
Lol....!
Posted 29 Dec 2008

madgirl says
ufff mere rabba ye rupu ko kia hogaya hai
Posted 29 Dec 2008


Nice sharing...

jo answer SS na dai saki... woh main dai doon ga...
Posted 30 Dec 2008

olldman says
3.(( Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? ))

Is this a trick question,


Sunshine and Rehan, My intention is a little fun here. Please start when ever you feel ready.
Posted 31 Dec 2008

sun_shine says
Assalam O Alaikum

*Lolz Right Mr.Rehaan Sir and Mr.Old Man Sir

Jin Questions Kay Answers hamain aatay hain Filhaal
Hum unhi se start Kartay hain
Ok Jee



3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Answer:Simply Because Stars Count karnay K liye
Tho Buhat dooor jana parega jo k Buhat mushkil hain
Isi liye Yakeen kar letay hain
Aur paint Check karna Konsa Mushkil kaam hain Lol



6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Answer:Coz tarzan Fresh fruits and Vegetables khatay
hain jis se Skin hamesha Glowing rehti hain
Aur Insaan Kafi Young Rehta hain
Posted 31 Dec 2008

olldman says
4((Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle))

Made in USA, leave the bottle top off and see what happens.
Fast evaporation means, you are not allowed more than one sniff. And can not expect to sober up up until the next day.

Made in U.K or Pakistan (superior quality) will stick to any thing. How you get it out may present a problem though,
Posted 01 Jan 2009

olldman says
7. ((Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ))

Bullets khane ke liye dil chaiye na.

He ducks to avoid the germs on the revolver, coward.
Posted 01 Jan 2009


5. Maarnay main be-imani nahi kartay na...
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says
olldman said:

1. ((Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? ))

one at a time!

1/ Therapy? Anger control,



Bole tu Munna Bhai ka father in law
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says
olldman said:

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?


Rassim hai dunyaa ki, ghareeb ko aurr maaro.



U mean to say "girti hui dewar ko aik dhaka aur do"
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says
sun_shine said:

Assalam O Alaikum

*Lolz
Beautiful sharing...!
I've some of the Answers
Jo Hum baad main daingay InshAllah
Lol....!



Waalaikum Assalam
Thnx Dear Zaruur
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says
madgirl said:

ufff mere rabba ye rupu ko kia hogaya hai



kuch tu hua hai...kuch ho gya hai
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says
Rehan M Din said:


Nice sharing...

jo answer SS na dai saki... woh main dai doon ga...



Shawa
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says
olldman said:

3.(( Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? ))

Is this a trick question,


Sunshine and Rehan, My intention is a little fun here. Please start when ever you feel ready.



U can say it a tricky Que
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says
sun_shine said:

Assalam O Alaikum

*Lolz Right Mr.Rehaan Sir and Mr.Old Man Sir

Jin Questions Kay Answers hamain aatay hain Filhaal
Hum unhi se start Kartay hain
Ok Jee



3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Answer:Simply Because Stars Count karnay K liye
Tho Buhat dooor jana parega jo k Buhat mushkil hain
Isi liye Yakeen kar letay hain
Aur paint Check karna Konsa Mushkil kaam hain Lol



6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Answer:Coz tarzan Fresh fruits and Vegetables khatay
hain jis se Skin hamesha Glowing rehti hain
Aur Insaan Kafi Young Rehta hain



Sadqe jayun tumhare
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says
olldman said:

4((Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle))

Made in USA, leave the bottle top off and see what happens.
Fast evaporation means, you are not allowed more than one sniff. And can not expect to sober up up until the next day.

Made in U.K or Pakistan (superior quality) will stick to any thing. How you get it out may present a problem though,



Ya Allah
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says
olldman said:

7. ((Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ))

Bullets khane ke liye dil chaiye na.

He ducks to avoid the germs on the revolver, coward.



Agr jis ne ye Que poche hain wo aprh le tu amre khushi k heart-attack aa jaye usko
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says
Rehan M Din said:


5. Maarnay main be-imani nahi kartay na...



Be-manchi
Posted 01 Jan 2009


Ji... Ji... Wohi wohi...

ap ki yadasht taiz ho gai hai... kon si reti (File) use ki thi...
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says
badaam kahye hain
Posted 01 Jan 2009

olldman says
sun_shine said:

Assalam O Alaikum

*Lolz Right Mr.Rehaan Sir and Mr.Old Man Sir

Jin Questions Kay Answers hamain aatay hain Filhaal
Hum unhi se start Kartay hain
Ok Jee



3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Answer:Simply Because Stars Count karnay K liye
Tho Buhat dooor jana parega jo k Buhat mushkil hain
Isi liye Yakeen kar letay hain
Aur paint Check karna Konsa Mushkil kaam hain Lol



6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Answer:Coz tarzan Fresh fruits and Vegetables khatay
hain jis se Skin hamesha Glowing rehti hain
Aur Insaan Kafi Young Rehta hain



Wa-alaikum Assalaam

Very good Sunshine Jee.

Waise aapne kitnni baar haath barre hein check karte paint ko.    
Posted 02 Jan 2009

olldman says
Rehan M Din said:


5. Maarnay main be-imani nahi kartay na...



Posted 02 Jan 2009

olldman says
Rapunzel said:

olldman said:

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?


Rassim hai dunyaa ki, ghareeb ko aurr maaro.



U mean to say "girti hui dewar ko aik dhaka aur do"



Aurr phir saffai kar do.
Posted 02 Jan 2009

olldman says
Rapunzel said:

olldman said:

7. ((Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ))

Bullets khane ke liye dil chaiye na.

He ducks to avoid the germs on the revolver, coward.



Agr jis ne ye Que poche hain wo aprh le tu amre khushi k heart-attack aa jaye usko


Phir ye khushi usse sunao na, der kayon.
Posted 02 Jan 2009

olldman says
5. ((Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? ))

1st: Very fashionable jee.
2nd: Istamalkarne se kahein khud ko, needle lag jaane se qaedhy ka, mazze se khana nahi kha sakein ghe
Posted 02 Jan 2009

Rapunzel said:

Rehan M Din said:


Nice sharing...

jo answer SS na dai saki... woh main dai doon ga...



Shawa



thanku... thanku
Posted 02 Jan 2009

Rapunzel said:

badaam kahye hain



dekha... maaan hi gai na...

us din keh rahi thi "KON SE BADAM"...
Posted 02 Jan 2009

Rapunzel says
olldman said:

Rapunzel said:

olldman said:

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?


Rassim hai dunyaa ki, ghareeb ko aurr maaro.



U mean to say "girti hui dewar ko aik dhaka aur do"



Aurr phir saffai kar do.


jaise BB k qatal k baad jaye-waqoya ki safayi hui thi
Posted 02 Jan 2009

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