Phoning PAKISTAN!

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Asian

Age: 37
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Police State, Pakistan
O MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD


i got a phone card yesturday because we wanted to phone ristdaar in Pakistan (phoned mujrim after lol,)

o my goshhhhhhh o my goshhhhhhhhh lol let me type up conversation that took place, me and mystic sitting down by the phone in the living room

*Asian dial's number, not knowing wrong number connects to a butchers/ Kashai in Pakistan *

Asian: Assalam-o-alakum kaya meai apne mamee parveen se baat ker sakti hoon?

Male: WALAKUM SALAM (moti awaz) O KERI PARVEEN, KADI PARVEEN?

Asian: jee?

Male: *says to someone in the background "KURI HAIGEE, SONI AWAZ WALI*

Asian *thinking bloody hell im talking to a tarkee*

Male: TUSSI KOON HO?

Asian WRONG NUMBER , *slams the phone down*


at this point my sister is rolling around on the floor laughing


ALLAH MAFI , number dial kerna hai sai karo warna ALLAH he waris

Posted 01 Jan 2009

sweetie says


pakistan k males ko to bahana chahiye kisi larki se baat karne ka.

Posted 01 Jan 2009

olldman says
   
Posted 01 Jan 2009


OMG... hamain kabhi kisi larki ki wrong call kyoun nahi mili...
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Asian says
kasam se mujay daar laga

peechay se awaz ayie


O DAAS KILO KEEMA DA DEDO PAAA GEEEE

Posted 01 Jan 2009

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 01 Jan 2009

Rehan M Din said:


OMG... hamain kabhi kisi larki ki wrong call kyoun nahi mili...



Buland reh Kismet!!










Hum larkion kee!
Posted 01 Jan 2009

~Fragi~ says
sweetie said:



pakistan k males ko to bahana chahiye kisi larki se baat karne ka.



Excuse Me
Posted 02 Jan 2009

Asian says
~Fragi~ said:

sweetie said:



pakistan k males ko to bahana chahiye kisi larki se baat karne ka.



Excuse Me



don't acted shocked you zakhmi romeo
Posted 02 Jan 2009

~Fragi~ says
o come on....
Posted 02 Jan 2009

Asian says
your like the hugh heffner of JB

admitt it

aur sun

meri mystic ko cheera na, to kasam se KUTT KHAYA GA


meri ghar ke izzat ko na cheero
Posted 02 Jan 2009

~Fragi~ says
oh gosh........

meiney kab chera usko
Posted 02 Jan 2009

Asian says
i seen you on your posts man

even a five year old can know, and her name is not Amma
Posted 02 Jan 2009

~Fragi~ says
wat ever
Posted 02 Jan 2009

Asian says
i love you too
Posted 02 Jan 2009

olldman says
Asian said:

kasam se mujay daar laga

peechay se awaz ayie


O DAAS KILO KEEMA DA DEDO PAAA GEEEE



Uss ka phone number to de do, keema order karna hai?
Posted 02 Jan 2009

~Fragi~ says
Asian said:

i love you too



too sey kiya murad ..........
Posted 02 Jan 2009

javad says
heheheh moto u k sath to hona chahyeee naa...
Posted 02 Jan 2009

Asian says
olldman lol, khehehehe, na khud order ker lo


Fragi menay tum ko line nahi maari, awaie kush na ho


javie your a meanie

Posted 02 Jan 2009

~Fragi~ says
kaun bewakuf khush ho raha tha..........
Posted 02 Jan 2009

Asian says
tum

mard jo ho
Posted 02 Jan 2009

~Fragi~ says
hmmmmmmmmmm neva
Posted 02 Jan 2009

Asian says
learn to laugh
Posted 02 Jan 2009

~Fragi~ says
thz i know , how to laff
Posted 03 Jan 2009

Itana jhoot naa bola kaar.
Posted 07 Jan 2009

~Fragi~ says
kaunsa jhoooot
Posted 07 Jan 2009

Asian says
HA HA HA HA HA and might i add HA
Posted 07 Jan 2009

~Fragi~ said:

sweetie said:



pakistan k males ko to bahana chahiye kisi larki se baat karne ka.



Excuse Me


fragi sir aapko kya huwa sach hi to keh rahi hy yeh
Posted 07 Jan 2009

Asian said:

O MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD


i got a phone card yesturday because we wanted to phone ristdaar in Pakistan (phoned mujrim after lol,)

o my goshhhhhhh o my goshhhhhhhhh lol let me type up conversation that took place, me and mystic sitting down by the phone in the living room

*Asian dial's number, not knowing wrong number connects to a butchers/ Kashai in Pakistan *

Asian: Assalam-o-alakum kaya meai apne mamee parveen se baat ker sakti hoon?

Male: WALAKUM SALAM (moti awaz) O KERI PARVEEN, KADI PARVEEN?

Asian: jee?

Male: *says to someone in the background "KURI HAIGEE, SONI AWAZ WALI*

Asian *thinking bloody hell im talking to a tarkee*

Male: TUSSI KOON HO?

Asian WRONG NUMBER , *slams the phone down*


at this point my sister is rolling around on the floor laughing


ALLAH MAFI , number dial kerna hai sai karo warna ALLAH he waris



well thats freshies for ya aint it!
Posted 07 Jan 2009

~Fragi~ says
**sensational** said:

~Fragi~ said:

sweetie said:



pakistan k males ko to bahana chahiye kisi larki se baat karne ka.



Excuse Me


fragi sir aapko kya huwa sach hi to keh rahi hy yeh


chalo tum kehti ho tu maan leta hun
Posted 07 Jan 2009

~Fragi~ said:

**sensational** said:

~Fragi~ said:

sweetie said:



pakistan k males ko to bahana chahiye kisi larki se baat karne ka.



Excuse Me


fragi sir aapko kya huwa sach hi to keh rahi hy yeh


chalo tum kehti ho tu maan leta hun


AWWW THANKOO THANKOO

now thts wat i call alien spirit!
Posted 07 Jan 2009

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