Phoning PAKISTAN!

~Fragi~ said:

kaunsa jhoooot

Hasne kai bare mey.

**sensational** said:

yeh too right but not mangos!!!

Mystique said:

~Fragi~ said:

kaunsa jhoooot

Hasne kai bare mey.

~Fragi~ said:

Mystique said:

~Fragi~ said:

kaunsa jhoooot

Hasne kai bare mey.

KIUN MUJHE HASNA NAHI AAATA ??

~Fragi~ said:

Mystique said:

~Fragi~ said:

kaunsa jhoooot

Hasne kai bare mey.

KIUN MUJHE HASNA NAHI AAATA ??

Nope, tujhe bas poutay kaam hyateh hai.

sweetie said:

lolzz @ asian

i dont mean k sarayy he pakistani males aisay hotay but most of em r .. blv me.. they r

Mystique said:

~Fragi~ said:

Mystique said:

~Fragi~ said:

kaunsa jhoooot

Hasne kai bare mey.

KIUN MUJHE HASNA NAHI AAATA ??

Nope, tujhe bas poutay kaam hyateh hai.

Asian said:

O MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD



i got a phone card yesturday because we wanted to phone
ristdaar in Pakistan (phoned mujrim after lol,)

o my goshhhhhhh o my goshhhhhhhhh lol let me type up
conversation that took place, me and mystic sitting down
by the phone in the living room

*Asian dial's number, not knowing wrong number connects
to a butchers/ Kashai in Pakistan *

Asian: Assalam-o-alakum kaya meai apne mamee parveen se
baat ker sakti hoon?

Male: WALAKUM SALAM (moti awaz) O KERI PARVEEN, KADI
PARVEEN?

Asian: jee?

Male: *says to someone in the background "KURI HAIGEE,
SONI AWAZ WALI*

Asian *thinking bloody hell im talking to a tarkee*

Male: TUSSI KOON HO?

Asian WRONG NUMBER , *slams the phone down*


at this point my sister is rolling around on the floor
laughing


ALLAH MAFI , number dial kerna hai sai karo warna
ALLAH he waris

Asian said:

POONDI NA KER

~Fragi~ said:

Asian said:

POONDI NA KER

o helooooo excuse me

Asian said:

sweetie said:

lolzz @ asian

i dont mean k sarayy he pakistani males aisay hotay but most of em r .. blv me.. they r

hehehehehe i understand

a few years ago myself and a friend were sitting having a cup of hot chocolate, these apnay larkay came and sat on the table next to us. i felt uncomfortable and asked if we could move but she was adament that we should stay there. one of them started

Boy: O soniyahhhhhhh

Asian: *turns head away in disgust
Asian's friend: stares at the guy

Boys: o nakhree jeans penay wali
Asian: now stares hard at the guy, because i got jeans on

Asians friend: Salaam paa gee

Boy:
Boys: laughing at him for picking on me

Asian: what a chump