Joke of the Week....

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.

lolz

I was born intelligent
Education ruined me.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives

Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

Practice makes one perfect.....
Nobody's perfect...... why practice?

Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

Wat men invent n wat women invent?

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,

The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.



The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,

The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.



The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,

The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.



The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,

The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.



The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,

The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.



The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,

The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.



Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

While the women STUCK to shopping.................

the time is 8 am... before going to bed.. having papey and chai