Joke of the Week....

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BibiJan

Age: 47
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Karachi, Pakistan

A soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote
breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together
and sent them to her with a note stating the following:
'Regret cannot remember which one is you ... please keep your photo and return the others.'


Posted 14 Oct 2003

BibiJan says
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.
Posted 14 Oct 2003

Cute_gal says
lolz
Posted 14 Oct 2003

BibiJan says
I was born intelligent
Education ruined me.
Posted 14 Oct 2003

BibiJan says
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Posted 14 Oct 2003

BibiJan says
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives
Posted 14 Oct 2003

BibiJan says
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
Posted 14 Oct 2003

BibiJan says
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
Posted 14 Oct 2003

BibiJan says
Practice makes one perfect.....
Nobody's perfect...... why practice?
Posted 14 Oct 2003

BibiJan says
Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
Posted 14 Oct 2003

BibiJan says
Wat men invent n wat women invent?

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,

The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.



The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,

The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.



The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,

The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.



The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,

The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.



The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,

The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.



The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,

The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.



Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things...

While the women STUCK to shopping.................

Posted 14 Oct 2003

BibiJan says
the time is 8 am... before going to bed.. having papey and chai
Posted 15 Oct 2003

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