lolz

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily
systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
he decided the latest episode was another and stayed
put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was
embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,
gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown
things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard
(barely containing his laughter) who had watched the
whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is
going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down, replied: "I think I
just beat the sh*t out of a ghost"