new_beau
Age: 124
Total Posts: 10168
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Location:
United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates
A man was in New York's central park, when a dog went
wild and attacked a young boy. The man was able to
grab the dog by the neck, pulling it off the boy and
choking it to death.
A reporter for the NY Times comes to interview him, congratulating him on his act of heroism.
He suggests the headline: New Yorker saves the life of
a young boy!
"But," the man told him, "I'm not from NY."
Ok, then how about: American hero saves the day.
"But," the man told him, "I'm not American".
"Then, where are you from? asked the reporter.
"I'm from Pakistan," the man answered.
The next day the headlines read:
MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK.
FBI INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA.
