new_beau
Age: 124
Total Posts: 10168
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Location:
United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates
SHAKESPEARE
1. Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" Arsh: "No, who wrote it?"
OUR PHYSICS TEACHER
Q: How do you keep him busy all day?
A: Draw a circle and tell him to find all the corners.
Q: How do you confuse him?
A: You don't. He's born that way.
Q: How do you keep him busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper and give it to him.
Q: What do you get when U offer a surd a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
