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sweetie

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CALCULATIONS

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park

4 weeks stay in Switzerland + London + New Zealand
+ Canada = watch 4 minute song in Hindi movie

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +
personality + own production company = Kajol

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite drama serials

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

One smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

One person - shirt = Salman Khan

One person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

One hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film CALCULATIONS

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park

4 weeks stay in Switzerland + London + New Zealand
+ Canada = watch 4 minute song in Hindi movie

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +
personality + own production company = Kajol

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite drama serials

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

One smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

One person - shirt = Salman Khan

One person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

One hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film CALCULATIONS

SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park

4 weeks stay in Switzerland + London + New Zealand
+ Canada = watch 4 minute song in Hindi movie

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability +
personality + own production company = Kajol

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite drama serials

Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

One smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

One person - shirt = Salman Khan

One person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

One hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film

Posted 17 Jul 2003
madmax says
nice work sweetie and welcome back good work keep it up lol
Posted 17 Jul 2003
sweetie says
lol thank u thank u.. and welcome back??? mae kahan gai thi jeee.. :p

kaisay ho f&f.. hows life?

Posted 17 Jul 2003
madmax says
thanks sweetie jee aap naraz ho gayi thi

i am fine and life isnt so good for me aap kaysay hoo howz ur life
Posted 17 Jul 2003
sweetie says
mae naraz?? nai nai kis ne kaha.. aur kiyon naraz hoon gi?.. nope i aint naraz with anyone.. actually idhar aa kar mujhe acha lagta hae.. enjoy karti hoon.

and what happened.. kya hua hae.. why life isnt so good?.. batao batao.. tell tell.
Posted 17 Jul 2003
madmax says
well i can speak out here so it will be better for me not to tell i am killing myself day by day
Posted 17 Jul 2003
sweetie says
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????????????????

F&F WHAT R U SAYINGGGGGGGGG

KILLING URSELFF?????????????

OMG.. NOOOOO DONT.. THATS STUPID MAN

Posted 17 Jul 2003
sweetie says
f&f if u cant say anythign here.. pm me okie?.. but dont do that to urself.. life is so precious.

Posted 17 Jul 2003
madmax says
huh is it precious noway
Posted 17 Jul 2003
sweetie says
hmmm.. f&f.. im waiting for ur reply.

jaldi karo naaa

aur haan. itne serious na hua karo.. bohot buray lagte ho [:p]

cheer up man

and be happy :)

Posted 17 Jul 2003
untouchable says
kooll....
Posted 17 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
bohat lamba ha.....koi mujay per day
Posted 18 Jul 2003
sweetie says
isi liye mae kahti hoon k tumhe doobara se school admission le lena chahiye dossi.. dekho abhi tumhe read tak nahi karna aata.. agay kya hoga tumhara.. chu chu.

Posted 20 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by mansoor ghouri

ha yar mujay bhi samej nahi aey


samaj too usay bhi nahi aii jiss nay yeh post kya ha[:P]
Posted 20 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
main nay yeh kab kaha ha kay reah nahi kerna ata...wo too main baas thaka wa tha is lye:P
Posted 20 Jul 2003
sweetie says
yeah so so kar thakna nahi to aur kya hoga.. :p

Posted 22 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
jab poora din kaam kerain too thak ker neend to a jati ha na:P
app ki taran thori hein kay subah 12 bajay uth ker khana khaya our phir so gye[:P]
Posted 22 Jul 2003
sweetie says
hehehe
i wish meri aisi life hoti. kitna acha hota. but aahhh.. never mind

Posted 22 Jul 2003
~Fragi~ says
nice calculations sweetie ji
Posted 22 Jul 2003
madmax says
sweetie jee hamari party (joji & fast) mae shamil ho jawoo to phir aram hi aram
Posted 23 Jul 2003
sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by ffm

nice calculations sweetie ji


thanx kiddo :D

Posted 23 Jul 2003
sweetie says
quote:
Originally posted by the fast and the furious

sweetie jee hamari party (joji & fast) mae shamil ho jawoo to phir aram hi aram


lolzzzzzzz

ummmmmm

sochoon gi dekhoon gi phir kal parsoon boloon gi :D :D

wesaay wakai tum dono ko dekh kar lagta hae k tumhare to araam he araam hain [:p]

lucky guyz :D

Posted 23 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
lolz......per agar sweetee hamari party main a gai too us ko to aram mil gye ga....per mera our fast ka aram hatam ho gye ga[:P]
Posted 24 Jul 2003
dosselpoh says
door nahi........bohat door rakhain gay....fiker noot...mujay JB kay members ki aram ki bohat fiker ha:P
Posted 25 Jul 2003
madmax says
joji jaisi tumhari marzi mae to aik karki ko apni party mae lani ki sooch raha tha ki yaar khanna to banayi ghi sweetie ki anni se yea sahoulat to hum donno ko mill jati
Posted 25 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
uff mutlabi F&F..sirf F&F mere dost joji ko bhi kharab kar rahe ho....[;)] baz ajao......!khudh khana banana sekho....!koi shweetie nai banaye gi!
Posted 26 Jul 2003
madmax says
hoor jee aap kiyoo jalti hai hum aap ko nahi laney walli kiyoo joji sweetie he theekh hae
Posted 26 Jul 2003
sweetie says
oyeee i aint gonna make khana for no one.. so shush uppppppppppppp

im making pasta for myself.. heheheh

and for u all.. NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :d

wesaay.. mujhe bohot dukh hua hae.. kisi ne mujhe miss nahi kiyaa.. :( :(

Posted 28 Jul 2003
london_ki_hoor says
are shweetie miss unhien kia jata hae jis bhulaya jaye..
n f&f me ne ane bhi nai ..
Posted 28 Jul 2003
madmax says
jalni ki bhooo arahi hae n hoor waisea hum nea aap ko ane bhi nahi dena hai
Posted 28 Jul 2003
Night says
good calculation...
Posted 12 Aug 2003
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