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~Fragi~

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Posted 14 Dec 2003

subha says
ahmm pir aap insaan to na howe na
aap to rooh
nahi badrooh ho hay na
Posted 15 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says
nahi mein insaan hee hooon ,,, zara vakhri type ka
Posted 15 Feb 2004

subha says
ffm said:

nahi mein insaan hee hooon ,,, zara vakhri type ka




insan hain to itnay janam kaise liye
Posted 15 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says
yeh eik short story hai kabhi long time mein batayoon ga
Posted 15 Feb 2004

subha says
ok
Posted 15 Feb 2004

tarash says
good collection of kidoooooo
Posted 16 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says
tarash said:

good collection of kidoooooo




thz ,,, abhi aur bhi add karooon ga
Posted 16 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says
Sweet Insults

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent!
14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to
build an idiot.
27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it


Posted 28 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says
Isi tarhaan se hur aik zakhm khushnuma dekhay ...
Woh aaey tou mujhay aab bhi hara bhara dekhay ...



Guzar gaey hain bohot din rafaaqat-e-shab main ...
Aik umer ho gai woh chehra chand sa dekhay ...



Mere sukoot se jis ko gilay rahey kia kia ...
Bichartay waqt in aankhoon ko boolta dekhay ...



Tere siwa bhi kaee rang khush nazar thay magar ...
Jo tujh ko dekh chuka ho woh aur kia dekhay ...



Bas aik rait ka zarra bacha tha aankhoon main ...
Abhi talak jo musafir ka raasta dekhay ...



Isi se puchiyay koi dasht ki rafaqat jo ...
Jab aankh kholay paharoon ka silsila dekhay ...



Tujhay azeez tha aur main ne us ko jeet liya ...
Meri taraf abhi tou aik pal tera khuda dekhay ...

Posted 28 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says
zindagi say koi gila hi nahi

jo chaha tha kabhi mila hi nahi



faqat ansoo.n say labraiz thi ankhain

apno nay kabhi yeh samjha hi nahi



tahnahi main kya halat hoi meri

us waqai main koi sachai hi nahi



is imakan ko bhi main rad kar cukah hon

bay wafa kabhi wafa kartay hi nahi



isi halat main toffan say larnay chala sahil

dil ki halat hoi ajeeb par pata to hila hi nahi


Posted 28 Feb 2004

tarash says
is imakan ko bhi main rad kar cukah hon

bay wafa kabhi wafa kartay hi nahi


bilkul sahi kaha aap ne
Posted 01 Mar 2004

can someone translate them coz i cant read urdu
Posted 01 Mar 2004

okay ... ffm do translate in English for ... him ... hurry up :)
Posted 03 Mar 2004

~Fragi~ says
ah ma urdu is tooo bad too i can understand french only
Posted 03 Mar 2004

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Posted 05 Mar 2004

subha says
niceeeee taliyaaaaaan
Posted 05 Mar 2004

~Fragi~ says
thz
Posted 05 Mar 2004

~Fragi~ says
The greatest pain in life is not to die, but to be ignored.

To lose the person you love so much to another who doesn't care at all.

To have someone you care so about so much throw a party... and not tell you about it.

When your favorite person on earth neglects to invite you to his graduation.

To have people think that you don't care.

The greatest pain in life, is not to die, but to be forgotten.

To be left in the dust after another's great achievement.

To never get a call from a friend, just saying "hi".

When you show someone your innermost thoughts and they laugh in your face.

For friends to always be too busy to console you when you need someone to
lift your spirits.

When it seems like the only person who cares about you, is you.

Life is full of pain, but does it ever get better?

Will people ever care about each other, and make time for those who are in need?

Each of us has a part to play in this great show we call life.

Each of us has a duty to mankind to tell our friends we love them.

If you do not care about your friends you will not be punished.

You will simply be ignored...forgotten...as you have done to others.
Posted 07 Mar 2004

subha says
niceee bro
Posted 09 Mar 2004

friend_16 says
nice work!!
Posted 09 Mar 2004

~Fragi~ says
thz ,, much more to cum
Posted 09 Mar 2004

Hmmm sad ones but very nice
Posted 10 Mar 2004

Guest_002 says
"Birds Sing after a storm.
Y shouldn´t we?"

chhaahrukh "birds sing" n u r saying sad :O

lolz oye they dun sing they chikhhing n chilaing n crying mujh to tweetybird ne btaya   
kidding.com

kiddo

sawaaaaaaaan sawaaaaaaaaaan sawaaaaaaaaaaan
Posted 11 Mar 2004

~Fragi~ says
arey ji ya can sing after rain 2 .. bus tush taho tum
Posted 12 Mar 2004

~Fragi~ says
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl

whispered to her mother,

"Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness and

today is the happiest day of her life,"

her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said,

"So, why's the groom wearing black?"

Posted 14 Mar 2004

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