~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7853 days old here
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Hua Kuch Yoon K ! main kal ja raha tha ke meri chappal toot gai ab chappal to moochi seeta hai seeta to darzi bhi hai darzi to kapray seeta hai kapray to rangeen hotay hain rangeen to lota bhi hota hai lota to bathroom main hota hai bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai nal to lohay ka hota hai lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai istri to garam hoti hai garam to Custard bhi hota hai custard to peela hota hai peela to chooza bhi hota hai chooza to anday main se nikalta hai anda to sufaid hota hai sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai doodh to bhains daity hai bhains to kaali hoti hai kaali to bangali bhi hota hai bangali to paan khata hai paan to laal hota hai laal to gulab main bhi hota hai gulaab main to kantay hotay hain kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain machli to achchi hoti hai achcha to Bander bhi hota hai bander to bander hota hai parhnay walay bunder jaisay hi hotay hain jo parh kar apna time zayahh karte hain.. well..
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7853 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
SOME THING ABOUT GUYS
if u give him no importance he says "yaar yah maray standard ki nahin hay" if u give him importance he says "daykh yaar tu bhi try maar larki kharab hay" if u ask about marriage he says "yaar abhi jaldi kia hay understanding to ho jaay" if u never ask about marriage he says " larki chaloo hay" if u make fun with him he says "tum aik no ki chichori larki ho" if he makes fun with he says "yaar tumhain charnay main maza ata hay" if u make him free he says "aay gi kiya milnay ko" if u don't make him free he says "tujh jasi kai aain kai gain" if u r flirt he says " yaar baron say chakar hain is kay" if he flirts he says "main dhond raha hon aj tak maray matlab ki larki nahin mili"
If u treat him nice he says "yaar mujhe line day rahi hai" If u dont he says "kitni akarti hai" If u dress nicely he says "mujhay impress karna chahti hai" If u dont he says "tasteless hai yaar" If u argue with him he says "ziddi hai" If u sit quietly he says "dumb hai" If u act smartly " he'll lose his brain as u r insulting him " If he acts smarter he thinks its his right If u dont love him he says "is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkon k saath chakar hai" If u love him he says "peechay hi par gai hai" If u dont give him gift he says" tum mujh say serious naheen ho" If u give him a gift he says" yaar woh larki flirt ker rahi hai" If u dont tell him ur prob he says" ur not honest 2 me" If u do tell to him he says "ur a problem child" If u scold him he says "you act like a grandmother giving lecture" If he scolds u he says "Yaar, its becuz i care" If u break a promise he says "he does not trust u any more" If he breaks he says "jan main majbour tha" If u smoke he says "u are a bad girl" If he smokes he says "i need this, plz jaanu try to understand i can't live without it" If u do good in exams he says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks" If he gets good marks he says" its my brain" If u hurt him he says "u r cruel & dont care of my feelings" If he hurts you he replies" u r not understanding" if u r late on date he says"you are just flirting me" if he is late on date he says"sorry janu , majboori thi,samjha kero na" & they claim they r not Hypocrates, Intersting na !!!
i really enjoyed this... waqai RREALLITTYY hain kuin??? tobah tobah khuda ki panah
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7853 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Message for u duniya matlab ki hain matlab nikal jane ka bad kio poucha ga bhi nehi Its true hum to bohat bure ha sayad as liye khushiya nehi ha humhre naseeb main
yaha appne saath nehi deta tu jo appna nehi wo kase saath da sakte hain ager ghazal acha na lage ho tu sorry any suggestion any complain plz contact me ka mere ghazal ko main kase bather likho or as main kia kami hain yah batye
