Pathan Bhai

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Pathan went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan" he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Pathan?" "Because that's a microwave, Not a TV" he replied.      
Posted 19 Jan 2004

Why did 18 Pathan go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed
Posted 19 Jan 2004

How do you make a Pathan laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Posted 19 Jan 2004

Posted 19 Jan 2004

subha says
mr nice guy said:

Pathan went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan" he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Pathan," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Pathan?" "Because that's a microwave, Not a TV" he replied.      






mere khiyal may to pathan ki jaga sardar ta

Posted 19 Jan 2004

madmax says
yea sardar tha
Posted 20 Jan 2004

haha..wht a joke..
Mady hope u enjoyin..    
Posted 20 Jan 2004

Posted 20 Jan 2004

slik chik says
YUPS, SARDAR KE JOKES PATHANS PER THOAP DIYE JATEIN HEIN!
TUT TUT!
Posted 20 Jan 2004

sweetie says
lol.. yes it is sardar's joke.. heard it many times.

Posted 20 Jan 2004

oh ho bhai aap beeti lagti hai isi liye to pathan
Posted 20 Jan 2004

Ashii says
oo yarrr.. pathan bhi to adha sardar hi hota hai na
khekehkehekee...

o maddd khochiiii,,, kahan hai yarrrrr..
hehehhehee..
ab shop mei TV aa gae hein
Posted 21 Jan 2004

sanam411 says
HONESTLY!....THAT WAS A REALLY STUPID JOKE!....
Posted 21 Jan 2004

tarar786 says
about Sardar ji not about the Phatan
Posted 21 Jan 2004

tarash says
hea its sardar jee joke.....jis par marzee hai fit kar dein

Posted 22 Jan 2004

olz..shayd kuch common ho sardar n pathan mei..
Posted 22 Jan 2004

Cute_gal says
lolz......originally dese jokes were on sardars....
Posted 22 Jan 2004

tarash says
london_ki_hoor said:

olz..shayd kuch common ho sardar n pathan mei..



kahin pathan naraz naho jaein

Posted 22 Jan 2004

kon pathan ?
Posted 27 Jan 2004

lolz nahi hote..
Posted 30 Jan 2004

kiya nahi hotay ...
Posted 31 Jan 2004

naraz..
Posted 03 Feb 2004

sanam411 said:

HONESTLY!....THAT WAS A REALLY STUPID JOKE!....



saaf saaf kaho samaj nahi aiye dont be shy
Posted 03 Feb 2004

lolz..
Posted 04 Feb 2004

tarash says
hoor how u know k pathan naraz nahin hota
Posted 05 Feb 2004

hmm ... shecret hae.. ap ko nai batana..
Posted 05 Feb 2004

tarash says
plz bata do naaaaaa
Posted 06 Feb 2004

nahin nahin ..
Posted 06 Feb 2004

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