! My Jb Family!

soffii kesi ho

may   bilkol thik hoon ...fry dishes kha kha   kar motti tazy ho rahy hoon

HOW TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND

- He consistently spills things in the same location so as to avoid making more than one stain in the carpet.

- He sees to it that he doesn't always sit in the same place on the couch, to avoid making those unsightly twin-divots.

- He masters the art of halfway-communication so that he can watch TV and still answer: uh huh, oh, I see what you mean, etc. at the right time.

- He is able to avoid use of the same excuse two times in a row.

- He has learned that a new vacuum cleaner, iron, etc. do not make acceptable anniversary presents.

- Admits with only minor prodding that watching Monday Night Football together does not constitute a "date" or family home evening (where applicable).

- Has learned all of the childrens' names so that he doesn't have to refer to them as, "Hey, you there..."

- Knows the proper time to give a sincere compliment and also the proper time to say something such as, "Its definitely an interesting dress."

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.

If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.

If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.

If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.

If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.

If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

and sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u
don't, they say u are selfish..... The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS
TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to boys also, gives them some
laughter....

LOLZZZ..NICE RANI

hello frndz how r u and howz ur RAMDAN going ?

moi fine

ramadan is going fine


sab shuker hai

haaan ji aabb to ramzan is running

wafa iis not fine

y ki happen to wafa

sab bhokay bethain hain JB par koi samosa koi pakora koi jalebi yaar yeh JB hay ya halwaee ki dukan

hallo app sab ko appka ramadhan mubarak ho....main waise hi rooze rakh rahin pehli bar i think it is good abhi tak koi mila nahin jo mughey batae andaze se rakh rahin hon...

lo TT aik tu apko itni sare chezain mil rahee hain mazay mazay ki ooper say na shukri

and kiran ramzan mubarak to u 2,

wafa ye jalebi kesay hogaiiiii
and kiran kahan hoti ho ????

Kiran Ramzan Mubarak

yaar javad jaleebi jal gayee hay

achaaaaaaa
par kesaayyyy

wafa ko dekho kitni kalee ho gayee hay

JALEBI said:

lo TT aik tu apko itni sare chezain mil rahee hain mazay mazay ki ooper say na shukri

and kiran ramzan mubarak to u 2,

jalabbbi   waoo what a nik

mooon h main panee aa jata ahy is nick se

kyon TT bahut roza lag raha hai?

moghy bhi .........

accha jao moon dho lo aur ja kar neenu karo

wasai sofi dear kahan thee aap

bhai may   ...wadiyyye narran gay thy

hein kiran tum ney kaisey rozey rakh liye .....

kyu kiran ko roza rakhna mana hay

haaan naa

~Fragi~ said:

hein kiran tum ney kaisey rozey rakh liye .....

...
arry app kahan rahty hoo bhaiiii?

tumhe bataya to tha is ne kisis bank main nokree karlee hay