~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
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Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye,
Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye....
Aai jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin,
geet likhu aur tera naam na aaye....
tutti
4 my &nb sp; tutty
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7834 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!
Boss tells his new employee, "Santa Singh, I'll give you 10 bucks an hour
starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 20 bucks an hour. So
when would you like to start?"Santa replied, "In 3 months."
ik sardar jee se ek aadmeen poocha akal badhee yah bhens tu sardar jee thodha sochne ke baad bole pehleh dono ki umer batao phir batoonga
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ''Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?''
''Haan'' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
