99 THINGS ABOUT GUYS

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1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. .......dont think so

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands......yeh rite - watever

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow". ......so tru

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.......very tru

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. .......sumtimes

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!......very tru

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.....sumtimes depends wen we want sumat

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"......sumtimes.

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him....very important.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ....we love u regardless

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!......true but only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually
Posted 30 Jun 2003

desidude says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

kuch to hae..[;)]


Kuch nahin bahut kuch hai!!
Posted 03 Jul 2003

sanam411 says
naaa bohat kuch bhi bahi hai...KUCH NAHI HAI!
Posted 03 Jul 2003

desidude says
dat's wat u say!!
Posted 03 Jul 2003

sanam411 says
yeah....haan na...kuchi bhi nahi hai!!!! dd:S
Posted 03 Jul 2003

PLZ NO URDU

I DON'T f**kIN UNDERSTAND URDU
Posted 03 Jul 2003

are    DD muje bhi batao kia kia hae..[;)]
Posted 04 Jul 2003

desidude says
quote:
Originally posted by Princess of Hearts

PLZ NO URDU

I DON'T f**kIN UNDERSTAND URDU


American are ya!!?? Figures!!
Posted 04 Jul 2003

sanam411 says
errr!!

hey dd!!
Posted 06 Jul 2003

[:O]
Posted 06 Jul 2003

~Fragi~ says
POH .... plz try to understand urdu ... else we dont talk in english .. heeeeeheheeee
Posted 07 Jul 2003

desidude says
quote:
Originally posted by sanam411

errr!!

hey dd!!


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!???
Posted 07 Jul 2003

riteeeee kidoooo....[;)]
Posted 07 Jul 2003

sanam411 says
KESA HOO!:p
Posted 07 Jul 2003

Casanova says
ap log sirf ek ya doo words liktey hai aur post bada tey hai
kuch aur nahi keh sektey kya...siva iske..

rite...kidoo.....than
keso hoo...
how are ....(than in second post) you..?
Posted 08 Jul 2003

Night says
very...very.... very... well describtion about ME... lol....
Posted 08 Jul 2003

Casanova says
Kehney ko bahut kuch hai kis se kahey hum
yu hi khamosh kab tak rahe hum
haan hum ko mohabbat hai mohabbat hai
ye jazbaat idhar bhi hai udhar bhi
Posted 08 Jul 2003

~Fragi~ says
wah wah .... cas,,, wah
Posted 08 Jul 2003

desidude says
quote:
Originally posted by sanam411

KESA HOO!:p


Was dat a general question or was it directed to someone specific!?
Posted 08 Jul 2003

quote:
Originally posted by ffm

POH .... plz try to understand urdu ... else we dont talk in english .. heeeeeheheeee



HEY ITS NOT MY FAULT MY PARENTS DIDN'T TEACH ME URDU........[:I]

Posted 08 Jul 2003

~Fragi~ says
hm! ... no comments
Posted 08 Jul 2003

quote:
Originally posted by Casanova

Kehney ko bahut kuch hai kis se kahey hum
yu hi khamosh kab tak rahe hum
haan hum ko mohabbat hai mohabbat hai
ye jazbaat idhar bhi hai udhar bhi




KEH DUN TUMHEIN, YA CHUP RAHUN, DIL MEI MERE AJ KIA HAE..
TO BOLO TO JANUN..[;)]

Posted 09 Jul 2003

BabyGurL says
[angel](F)Got the 100th.........guyZ lyke gurlz wida sens eof humor! [;)][8)]
Posted 10 Jul 2003

~Fragi~ says
.... hi n welcome baby gurl
Posted 10 Jul 2003

Moonis says
Originally posted by Princess of Hearts



1. Girls don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable guys.

2. Girls love flirts.

3. A girl can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a girl says she doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way she is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a girl asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Girls may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the guy they truly care about.

7. When a girl really likes you, she'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Girls will do any thing to get guy's attention.

9. Girls will do anything just to get the guy's attention.

10. Girls hate it when you talk about your ex-girlfriend.

11. When girls want to meet your parents. Let them. .......dont think so

12. girls want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Girls cry!!!

14. Don't provoke the girl to heat up. Believe me. She will.

15. Girls can never dream and hope too much.

16. Girls usually try hard to get the guy who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a girl's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a girl a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make her jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Girls go crazy when guys touch their hands......yeh rite - watever

20. Girls are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a guy they really like.

21. When a girl makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking her to do you a favor, she's actually saying that she doesn't like you and she can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a guy says "no", a girl hears it as "try again tomorrow". ......so tru

23. You have to tell a girl what you really want before she gets the message clearly.

24. Girls love gays!

25. Girls love their dads.

26. A girl would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A girl often thinks about the guy who likes her. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand her unless you listen to her.

29. If a gerl tells you she loves you once in a lifetime. SHe does.

30. Beware. girls can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than guys can.

31. Like Eve, guys are girls’ weaknesses.

32. Girls are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a girl first before you believe her. But don't let her wait that long.

34. No girl is bad when she is courting

35. Girls hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Girls really admire guys that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your girlfriend seeks help from about her problems with you may end up being admired by your girlfriend.

38. If a girl tells you about his problems, she just needs someone to listen to her. You don't need to give advice.......very tru

39. A usual act that proves that the girl likes you is when she teases you.

40. A girl finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Girls love guys with brains more than guyss in shorts. .......sumtimes

42. Girls try to find the stuffed toy a guy wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Girls virtually brag about anything.

44. Girls cannot keep secrets that guys tell them.

45. Girls dont think atall.

46. Girls' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Guys' height and weight really matter to a girl.

48. Girls tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out guys!!!

49. When a girl makes the guy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for her to let go of that guy.

50. It's not easy for a girl to let go of his boyfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a girl what you really want before getting involved with that girl.

52. A girl has to experience rejection, because if her's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, she won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, girls blame themselves a lot more than guys do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Girls have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Girls are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their boyfriends.....sumtimes depends wen we want sumat

56. When a girl pretends to be calm, check if she's sweating. You'll probably see that she is nervous.

57. When a girl says she is going crazy about the guy. sHe really is.

58. When a girl asks you to leave her alone, she's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"......sumtimes.

59. Girls don't really have final decisions.

60. When a girl loves you, bring out the best in her.

61. If a girl starts to talk seriously, listen to her....very important.

62. If a girl has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Girls believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the guys anyway and then realize at the end that she is wrong.

64. Girls like femininity not feebleness.

65. Girls don't like guys who punch harder than they do.

66. A girl may instantly know if the guy likes him but can never be sure unless the guy tells him.

67. A girl would waste her time over playing with dolls,romance novels and make-ups.

68. Girls love guys who can cook or bake. ....we love u regardless

69. Girls like guys who are like their dads. No kidding!......true but only wen the girls are ready 2be settled down

70. A girl has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A girl's friend knows everything about her. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Girls may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a girl without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Girls are more talkative than guys are especially when the topic is about guys.

76. Girls don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Girls really think that guyss are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a girl gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, she finds them offending and she just tried to be polite.

79. Girls don't care about how shiny their sandles are unlike guys.

80. Girls tend to generalize about guys but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any girl can handle his problems all by his own. sHe's just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Girls find it so objectionable when a guy swears.

83. Girls' weakest point is at *****.

84. When a problem arises, a girls usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a girl is conscious of his looks, it shows she is not good at fixing things.

86. When a girl looks at you, either she's amazed by you or she's criticizing you.

87. When you catch her cheating on you and she asks for a second chance, give it to her. But when you catch her again and ehe asks for another chance, ignore her.

88. If a girl lets you go, she really loves you.

89. If you have a girlfriend, and your girl best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that she is jealous whenever you're with your girlfriend, all I can say is your girl best friend loves you more than your girlfriend does.

90. Girlss never learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a girl is really hurt or in pain when she cries in front of you!

92. If a girl suddenly asks you for a date, ask her first whynot.

93. When a girl says she can't sleep if she doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. sHe also tells that to another guy. sHe only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a girl has good intentions if you see her praying sometimes.

95. Girls seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a girl says you're cute, that girl likes you.

98. Girls hate guys who overreact. ......sumtimes

99. Girls love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.




What do you say now....
[baer]
Posted 11 Jul 2003

Moonis says
Originally posted by Princess of Hearts



1. Girls don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable guys.

2. Girls love flirts.

3. A girl can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a girl says she doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way she is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a girl asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Girls may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the guy they truly care about.

7. When a girl really likes you, she'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Girls will do any thing to get guy's attention.

9. Girls will do anything just to get the guy's attention.

10. Girls hate it when you talk about your ex-girlfriend.

11. When girls want to meet your parents. Let them. .......dont think so

12. girls want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Girls cry!!!

14. Don't provoke the girl to heat up. Believe me. She will.

15. Girls can never dream and hope too much.

16. Girls usually try hard to get the guy who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a girl's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a girl a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make her jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Girls go crazy when guys touch their hands......yeh rite - watever

20. Girls are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a guy they really like.

21. When a girl makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking her to do you a favor, she's actually saying that she doesn't like you and she can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a guy says "no", a girl hears it as "try again tomorrow". ......so tru

23. You have to tell a girl what you really want before she gets the message clearly.

24. Girls love gays!

25. Girls love their dads.

26. A girl would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A girl often thinks about the guy who likes her. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand her unless you listen to her.

29. If a gerl tells you she loves you once in a lifetime. SHe does.

30. Beware. girls can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than guys can.

31. Like Eve, guys are girls’ weaknesses.

32. Girls are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a girl first before you believe her. But don't let her wait that long.

34. No girl is bad when she is courting

35. Girls hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Girls really admire guys that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your girlfriend seeks help from about her problems with you may end up being admired by your girlfriend.

38. If a girl tells you about his problems, she just needs someone to listen to her. You don't need to give advice.......very tru

39. A usual act that proves that the girl likes you is when she teases you.

40. A girl finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Girls love guys with brains more than guyss in shorts. .......sumtimes

42. Girls try to find the stuffed toy a guy wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Girls virtually brag about anything.

44. Girls cannot keep secrets that guys tell them.

45. Girls dont think atall.

46. Girls' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Guys' height and weight really matter to a girl.

48. Girls tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out guys!!!

49. When a girl makes the guy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for her to let go of that guy.

50. It's not easy for a girl to let go of his boyfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a girl what you really want before getting involved with that girl.

52. A girl has to experience rejection, because if her's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, she won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, girls blame themselves a lot more than guys do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Girls have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Girls are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their boyfriends.....sumtimes depends wen we want sumat

56. When a girl pretends to be calm, check if she's sweating. You'll probably see that she is nervous.

57. When a girl says she is going crazy about the guy. sHe really is.

58. When a girl asks you to leave her alone, she's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"......sumtimes.

59. Girls don't really have final decisions.

60. When a girl loves you, bring out the best in her.

61. If a girl starts to talk seriously, listen to her....very important.

62. If a girl has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Girls believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the guys anyway and then realize at the end that she is wrong.

64. Girls like femininity not feebleness.

65. Girls don't like guys who punch harder than they do.

66. A girl may instantly know if the guy likes him but can never be sure unless the guy tells him.

67. A girl would waste her time over playing with dolls,romance novels and make-ups.

68. Girls love guys who can cook or bake. ....we love u regardless

69. Girls like guys who are like their dads. No kidding!......true but only wen the girls are ready 2be settled down

70. A girl has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A girl's friend knows everything about her. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Girls may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a girl without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Girls are more talkative than guys are especially when the topic is about guys.

76. Girls don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Girls really think that guyss are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a girl gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, she finds them offending and she just tried to be polite.

79. Girls don't care about how shiny their sandles are unlike guys.

80. Girls tend to generalize about guys but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any girl can handle his problems all by his own. sHe's just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Girls find it so objectionable when a guy swears.

83. Girls' weakest point is at *****.

84. When a problem arises, a girls usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a girl is conscious of his looks, it shows she is not good at fixing things.

86. When a girl looks at you, either she's amazed by you or she's criticizing you.

87. When you catch her cheating on you and she asks for a second chance, give it to her. But when you catch her again and ehe asks for another chance, ignore her.

88. If a girl lets you go, she really loves you.

89. If you have a girlfriend, and your girl best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that she is jealous whenever you're with your girlfriend, all I can say is your girl best friend loves you more than your girlfriend does.

90. Girlss never learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a girl is really hurt or in pain when she cries in front of you!

92. If a girl suddenly asks you for a date, ask her first whynot.

93. When a girl says she can't sleep if she doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. sHe also tells that to another guy. sHe only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a girl has good intentions if you see her praying sometimes.

95. Girls seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a girl says you're cute, that girl likes you.

98. Girls hate guys who overreact. ......sumtimes

99. Girls love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.




What do you say now....
[baer]
Posted 11 Jul 2003

~Fragi~ says
oh ma girls are toooooooomuch
Posted 11 Jul 2003

BabyGurL says
Hold up moonis, u just took wut she rote n put girlz 'stead of Guyz.................man thats pathetic! [angel] Don' take that seriously!! :-) Jus' messin'
Posted 11 Jul 2003

Moonis says
Baby gurl..

Dont Cry..

I just ansed her question
Posted 11 Jul 2003

BabyGurL says
CRY????????????????
oh wait don answer that...jus cuz ma names babygurl...aight thats jus downrite gay man
Posted 11 Jul 2003

Moonis says
Look at your self..
BABY GIRL.


Am not gayman HEMAN..

What are you SHEMAN?
Posted 11 Jul 2003

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