Laugh...Laugh...Laugh

Teacher : John! which is the biggest city in the world?

John: Keeps on thinking......... then he answered..... ELECTRICTY!!!!!!

Teacher: ahhhh?????


Teacher: Raju, How many times have I told u not to scribble on the board?

Raju: Sorry Miss, I did not count.


Raju: I hate eggs

Ramu: Why?

Raju: Because they always appear on my answer sheets.


What is the most favourite snacks for computer?

Micro chips.


Which oil is very dangerous to cook?

bom oil (Palmoil)


What happens when the letter ABCD is thrown from top of LIC building?

CD brokes, Bee flies.


Why that boy is standing outside of the class?

Because he is a outstanding student that's why...


Dad: Where are your mark sheets?

Son: Iam afraid they are sunk.

Dad: Why?

Son: They are below C(sea) level.

Dad: ???????


Father: Mohan why are u making a hole in a text book?

Mohan: My teacher ask me to do it. She told me to go through ur text book,

Father: ??????


Arun: "Oh God" Please make Bangalore the Capital of India.

Mother: But, why dear?

Arun: Because that is what I wrote in my text paper today.

Mother: ?????


Sekar: Can u do anything which other people cannot do?

Sriram: Yeah, Sure, I can read my own handwriting.



Father: Son, what do u get when 9 is multiplied by 8?

Son: 70

Father: Good work, My boy. Here is ur chocolate.

Neighbour: 9is multiplied by 8 we get 72

Father: He is improving. Yesterday he said 68


"Daddy, I want to become a garbage collector in future.

"Oh no son, why do you wish to become a garbage collector?"

"Because I have seen them working only once a week.


Teacher: what is the height of Mt.Everest?

Suresh: It is 7.5 metres!

Teacher: 7.5 meters!

Suresh: Yes, Maam, I measured in the Geography book.


Bombai opposite yenna?

bomgirl.

What is the opposite of madras university?

Marina Beach.


What happens when the letters abcd 26 letters when we drop from tree?

21 letters will fall from tree and remaing 5 letters a,e,i,o,u will stay there. because they are vowels... so they hang on the tree.


Teacher: Rahul what is the formula for water?

Rahul: h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o teacher.

Teacher: what?

Rahul: u only told that water formula is H to O.

Teacher: ????????


customer : excuse me sir , i want to have an account in this bank....
bank manager : yes please come...take ur seat...yes of course u can have an account in this bank...this is one of the famous bank in this city...

customer : yes i know that , sir... thats why i want 2 have an account in this bank...so can i have the registeration form plz...

bank manager : yes u can , before that , do u know the rules and regulation of this bank ??

customer : i dont know , sir...

bank manager : dei stupid...me itself working here since 5 years, dont know.....in one day u want 2 know...hahhah.....