Lessons From Alaipayuthey

1. Never miss a marriage of your friend in the village
because some city figures do come there and they may or you may get interested in each other.

2. Never ask a stranger about a girl unless you are
sure that he is not her father.

4. If you travel by train please look out of
the window ... :-)

5. All software engineers think logically... [Or
at least they think so] otherwise how would you end
up to 70 females from 3.5 million??[And they
have a couple of them as friends who would agree to
this logic]

6. When you first meet your girl and she shouts at you
and asks whether you have no other work, take this
word:" that is the best sign a relationship can get
started with" and don't forget to speed in the
beach shouting at the top of your voice "Ava enna
thittita!!!"

7. The easiest way to let your parents know your lover
is to invite her to your house and inform others about
your plan.[and she should know to sing "alai payuthey"
with a voice like Harini!]

8. When you say "I love you" try to know what it means because girls nowadays expect you to know what it means..
[Hero: "I Love You"
Heroine:"appadina"??]

9. Never let your parents to go and do the talking!
They spoil it up.

10. When a girl says about 20 weeks and 20 months
logic wrt lover and parents don't worry, she would be
the first one to defect!

11. When your daughters suddenly wear gorgeous Saris please be sure that she is either going to her
kadhalan's house for a function or getting thiruttu
married.

12. When you do a "Thiruttu Kalyanam" get Rahman to
sing his version of "Mangalyam Thanthunane" since the old version is considered unauspicious in such
occasions!

13. Even marriage registrars are happy about "thiruttu
kalyanams".

14. Your house owner is not worried about you working in a software company or an underwear company ;-)

15. When you hug your wife's sister [for reasons of
your own] make sure your wife is not in the vicinity.
Your wife's husband won't mind though.

16. There is some "Ilicha vaayan" Software company in California who would give a $2 million contract to a
software outfit in Chennai with a staffing
of 5 to 6 people.

17. If one of your friends or brother go for "Pen
Parkkum Padalam", go with him since she might have a younger sister who might "not" be married

18. Even Doctors are caught up in the TLA [Three
Letter Acronyms] frenzy. They have their own TIG
[Trust in God]

19. After Doctors say TIG, it is finally the lover
crying in the bedside which would finally let the
patient come out of Coma.

20. and finally the message of the film: When you talk
to your girl please add this line: "Nee alaga illai..
nee illama vazha mudiyathunnu ninaikkale....aana please road cross pannum pothu paathu cross
pannu"