PAKISTAN VS INDIANS
3 Pakistani’s & 3 Indian’s are travelling by train to a cricket match at the world cup in England. At the station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three PAKISTANI buy just one ticket from them all.
"How are the 3 of your going to travel on only one ticket"? Asks one of the INDIAN "Watch and learn" answer one of the PAKISTANI’S.
They all board the train. The INDIANS take their seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knock on the door (toilet) and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it moves on.
The INDIANS see this and agree it was a clever ideas after the game, they decided to copy the PAKISTANI style on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for three on the return trip. To their astonishment, the PAKISTANI doesn’t buy the ticket at all! "How come here are going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed INDIAN, "watch and learn," answer the PAKISTANI when they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon after the three PAKIISTANI cram into another toilet. The train departs shortly afterwards, one of the PAKISTANI leaves the toilet and walk over the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding.
He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please." The door just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand the PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes to back into his toilet...
