DIVORCE

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DIVORCE
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been
inCanada a year or so and, although his English was far from
perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick." The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little
home with 3 bedrooms.

LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this
case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he
responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport
and have never really needed one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD
player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: is your wife a nagger?
POLE: NO, she white.

LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: SHE going to kill me.

LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.

LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says,"Polish Remover."


Posted 13 Feb 2004

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