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DIVORCE
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been
inCanada a year or so and, although his English was far from
perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick." The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little
home with 3 bedrooms.

LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this
case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he
responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport
and have never really needed one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD
player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: is your wife a nagger?
POLE: NO, she white.

LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: SHE going to kill me.

LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.

LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says,"Polish Remover."

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<<<<<<<<<<<<yeh bhi

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subha said:

slik chik said:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW................WAT HAPPENED?

shaid kiddo ka damag chal giya hay

kiya keh rahi ho ch ch churail

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london_ki_hoor said:
damag chalne k lie damag hona bi chaiye na kido k pas..

arey ji bohat sarey damagh haina

Posted 14 Mar 2004

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sab ko band paray paray zang lag gaya hai

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emery paper se zang utarna parey ga na

Posted 16 Mar 2004

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queen victoria said:
sab ko band paray paray zang lag gaya hai

achaaaaaaaaaaaa

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ok tarsh try......

Posted 20 Mar 2004

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im trying laikin zang boht gehra hai
can u help me?

Posted 21 Mar 2004

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Hey it was a new and good joke which you told!!
This is really a fun to read such original jokes!!

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