UFF YEH BEWIYAN.....

UFF YE BEWIYA........!
( ZUBAN PER KIYA HAI? ) DIL MAY KIYA HAI?

=========== ITS JUST JOKEEE =============


AAJ APP JALDI GHAR AA GAYE? .
.........BAHER KISSE NE GHASS NAHIN DALI HO GI.


GARAMA GARAM CHAYE TAYER HAI
........ KASH! TUJE SUGER HO JAYE. Manhoos kabhi to Na ker diya ker !


MAY APP KA PANOO DABA DOON.
-------KASH! TUMHRE GARDAN DABA Sakhti .. Haan Tarey Baap Ki Nouker Hoon Na ?


TUM SAMRAT,BEAUTIFUL HO.
--------YA ALLAH! JOOT BOOLNE PER MUJE MAAF FARMA Kanjoos Ab To Shoping Kera Day


ZARA MUNE KO CHOOP KARA DIJEA
--------APNE HI GHALTE KI SAZYA BHUKTOO


INSURANCE KI FEES JAMA KARWA DE
-------TUMHRE BAD KOI TU SHARA HO.


AAJ APP KIYA KHANA PASSANT KARNE GA
-------JOOTE,BELAN,YA........!

AB APP AARAM FARMA LEJEA.
--------TUJH KO MOUT KYUN NAHI AA JATI ??         &nbs p;