Prof. Shakoor!

Prof. Shakoor ( Does not know English) See how & what he speaks....

# Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force
come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the
corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my
nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....

# About his family :----------------
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
* My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.

# At the ground : -------------
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

# To a boy, angrily :-----------------
    * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
   
# Giving a punishment : -------------------
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)


# Sir at his best : ---------------
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By
chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the
theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the
next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday
I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre