Prof. Shakoor!

Prof. Shakoor ( Does not know English) See how & what he speaks....

# Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force
come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the
corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my
nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....

# About his family :----------------
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
* My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.

# At the ground : -------------
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

# To a boy, angrily :-----------------
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

# Giving a punishment : -------------------
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

# Sir at his best : ---------------
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By
chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the
theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the
next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday
I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre

Posted on 4/8/2004 4:28:10 PM

~Fragi~

kiya baat hia ji prof ji kee

Posted on 4/8/2004 5:01:15 PM

ymahmood

Yeah professor Sb. retired lagtay hain.... service say naheen damagh say

Posted on 4/9/2004 11:50:07 AM

QUEEN VICTORIA

Posted on 4/9/2004 4:55:17 PM

Guest_005

Posted on 4/9/2004 7:11:00 PM

tarash

kya kamal k professor hain

Posted on 4/9/2004 9:45:33 PM

ymahmood

pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa

Posted on 4/12/2004 4:09:37 PM

Guest_005

ymahmood:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa

KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

Posted on 4/12/2004 10:47:38 PM

jason statham

Posted on 4/13/2004 11:57:05 AM

Guest_005

Posted on 4/14/2004 10:30:33 PM

tarash

just_adiii9:

ymahmood:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa
KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

KAMAL+JAMAL=DHAMAL
DHAMAL+SHAKOOR=ADIII

Posted on 4/15/2004 5:26:49 AM

Guest_005

tarash:

just_adiii9:

ymahmood:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa
KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

KAMAL+JAMAL=DHAMAL
DHAMAL+SHAKOOR=ADIII

=SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD-ADIII)=TARASH

Posted on 4/16/2004 10:11:38 AM

friend_16

.. YE KIA HOO RAHA HAI?

Posted on 4/16/2004 3:30:10 PM

Guest_005

friend_16:
.. YE KIA HOO RAHA HAI?

FORMULA WAR.......

Posted on 4/16/2004 5:32:50 PM

Ashii

buri baaat.. teachers ko aise mazak nahi karte

principle passed away

Posted on 4/16/2004 9:14:15 PM

ymahmood

just_adiii9:

tarash:

just_adiii9:

ymahmood:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa
KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

KAMAL+JAMAL=DHAMAL
DHAMAL+SHAKOOR=ADIII

=SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD-ADIII)=TARASH

Formula Ghalat ho gaya
Asal main yeh hay
SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD+ADII-f_16)=TARASH

Posted on 4/17/2004 10:59:26 AM

Guest_005

ymahmood:

just_adiii9:

tarash:

just_adiii9:

ymahmood:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa
KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

KAMAL+JAMAL=DHAMAL
DHAMAL+SHAKOOR=ADIII

=SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD-ADIII)=TARASH

Formula Ghalat ho gaya
Asal main yeh hay
SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD+ADII-f_16)=TARASH

NAHI AB KUCH AISA HAI ...K ..

=SUM(YMAHMOOD+SHAKOOR-ADIII+F16-SALL)TARASH+QUEENY

Posted on 4/17/2004 6:14:47 PM

tarash

ymahmood:

just_adiii9:

tarash:

just_adiii9:

ymahmood:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa
KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

KAMAL+JAMAL=DHAMAL
DHAMAL+SHAKOOR=ADIII

=SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD-ADIII)=TARASH

Formula Ghalat ho gaya
Asal main yeh hay
SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD+ADII-f_16)=TARASH

f-16 ko minus karny se kuch bhi nahin bachay ga

Posted on 4/18/2004 3:42:04 PM

Guest_005

tarash:

ymahmood:

just_adiii9:

tarash:

just_adiii9:

ymahmood:
pata nahene kamal kay hain ya Jamal kay.Yeh to unhain bhee yaad naheen ho gaa
KAMMAL + JAMAL = DHAMMAL ..........

KAMAL+JAMAL=DHAMAL
DHAMAL+SHAKOOR=ADIII

=SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD-ADIII)=TARASH

Formula Ghalat ho gaya
Asal main yeh hay
SUM(SHAKOOR+YMAHMOOD+ADII-f_16)=TARASH

f-16 ko minus karny se kuch bhi nahin bachay ga

MASLAN........