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QUEEN VICTORIA

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Computer Abberiviations
ISDN -           ;           ;      It Still Does Nothing

APPLE -           ;           ;    Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

MICROSOFT -           ;     Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

SCSI -           ;                  System Can't See It

WINDOWS -           ;         Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

DOS         &nb sp;         &nb sp;         Defective Operating System

BASIC         & nbsp;         & nbsp;       Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM         &nb sp;         &nb sp;         I Blame Microsoft

DEC         &nb sp;         &nb sp;         Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM                          Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

DVD         &nb sp;         &nb sp;         Differing Vendor Designs

OS/2         &n bsp;         &n bsp;         Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW         &nb sp;         &nb sp;        World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH        &nb sp;         &nb sp;Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM          ;           ;   Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math

COBOL         & nbsp;         & nbsp;     Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA         & nbsp;         & nbsp;      A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP         &n bsp;         &n bsp;         &n bsp; Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis

MIPS         &n bsp;         &n bsp;         Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

JAVA         &n bsp;         &n bsp;        Just Amazing Vendor Assurances

PCMCIA                            People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
Posted 15 Apr 2004

tarash says
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Posted 16 Apr 2004

Guest_005 says
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Posted 16 Apr 2004

ymahmood says
WWW        World Wide Wait

Correction:

WWW        World Wide Weight
Posted 17 Apr 2004

Guest_005 says
ymahmood said:

WWW        World Wide Wait

Correction:

WWW        World Wide Weight

Posted 17 Apr 2004

~Fragi~ says
PCMCIA                              People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
Posted 18 Apr 2004

tarash says
DVD        &nb sp;        &nb sp;        Differing Vendor Designs


Difficult Vendor Design
Posted 18 Apr 2004

Posted 22 Apr 2004

Guest_005 says
Queen Victoria said:

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Posted 03 May 2004

Shararti says
Lolz...
Nice jEE nicE....
Kya baat hai..Pure Funny
Posted 03 May 2004

just_adiii9 said:

Queen Victoria said:

LOO AB AAP BHI........
kya bhi bhai
Posted 05 May 2004

tarash says
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k aap hanstee bhi hain
Posted 06 May 2004

Shararti says
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Posted 06 May 2004

Guest_005 says
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Posted 07 May 2004

Shararti says
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Posted 07 May 2004

Guest_005 says
Shararti said:

haan jee aap sahi samjhay

BAKI LOGOON KI LAGTA HAI SAMJH NAHI AAYEE...
Posted 08 May 2004

tarash says
adii aap ko samajh aa gyee to sab ko aa gye
Posted 09 May 2004

Guest_005 says
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Posted 09 May 2004

tarash says
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Posted 10 May 2004

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Posted 12 May 2004

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