Assalam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog? well, mein ALLAH ke karam se set hoon. aur ek naya topic aaya hai.aap loog bhi kuch paste karein. aur Start mein kar raha hoon.
Joke: Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga. Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain. Makan Malik: Abey Uloo, 500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila Nachegi
but kuch achha hi post keeiye ga. aur ab mein mod tu hoon nahi ke Ghussa dikhaaoo
waiting for good stuff take care & stay cool ILAHI AMANAT
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Assalam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog?Jall(Sall) ji sirf parha hi hai ke samujh bhi aaya hai? kng
Joke:- there was a boy.who was too much much much lazy. his father was annoyed of him due to this thing. he planned for something better.he arranged a Electric Machine for him............. aur Beta Ji ko bulaya and told him ke yeah kaise use ho gi .............. he started to tell him ke Beta Ji yeah butoon push karoo gay tu pani aaye ga. yeah push karoo gay tu khana aaye ga.......yeah push karoo gay tu tum ke clothes aaye gein....... he was use to listening with high sort of concentration......pop thought ke Beta Ji pe asar ho gya hai meri baatoon ka...........at the end the Beta Ji asked to Abba ji ........... ke Abba ji yeah button push kaun kare ga????????????
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Assalam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH JI.aur sirf Wafa ne Wafa ki mere joke pe aa ke.
aur ek aur joke aaya hai opar walay portion mai....
Joke:- doo women train mai trevell kar rahi hoti hein. ek bohat kaali hoti hai aur ek bohat goori. kaali wali gori se poochti hai ke aap ka Comlexion itna saaf kaise hai? goori wali kisi English Cream ka batati hai ke mein yeah use karti hoon so my Comlexion is fair. Then goori wali kaali se poochti hai aap ka Complexion itna Dark kioon hai aur aap kaun si Cream use karti hein. abhi kali wali goori woman ko kisi Cream kan name batane hi lagti hai tu peechay se awaz aati hai.........................Shoes Polish.
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a**alam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog?mein ALLAH ke karam se theek hoon. aur koi tu joke paste kar de plssssssssssssssssss. yeah meri ik chunni munni si khawahish poori kar dein
Joke:- doo larkiaan frend ek saath ek hi din mar jati hein. opar ja ke dono ki souls milti hein. pahli wali doosri se poochti hai ke tum kaise faut hoi??? pahli wali kahti hai ke mein apne Husband pe bohat shak karti thi ek din mein uss ke Office achanak hi chali gai baghair bataye. wahaan uss ke office puhanch kar mein ne dekha ke uss ke office mai woh akaila thaa. mujhe shock hoa and i died. uss larki ki frend kahti hai ke agar tum Freezer open kar ke dekh leti tu naa tum Shock se marti aur naa mein Thand se
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chalo ji fer,, joke aaya,, catch karo
a**alam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH JI. koi bhi nahi parhta kya mere jokes. me hi post kar du kuch
Joke:- aik sahab cinema mei bethe paan kha rahe the, peek thookne liye koi jaga na mili to bohot pareshan hue, apne peeche bethe aadmi se pucha : janab, yahan peek kahan thooki ja sakti hai ? woh sahab bole : apne aagay wale aadmi ki pocket mei.. iss mashware pe woh ghabra k bole, aap mujhe cinema hall mei pitwa'ain ge kya, unhein khabar ho gai to ..... "arey nahi unhein kaise khabar hogi,, aap ko hui kya ??"
take care & stay cool ALLAH BEILI yeh the supid pa jiiiii
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Asalam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog?i am fine by the Garce of ALLAH. aur Sall Ji aap ka mere purgoon pe yeah ihsaan hai.
Joke:- ek aadmi najoomi ke paas jata hai aur haath dikhata hai. najoomi bari dair tak uss ka haath dekhne ke baad kahta hai ke 25 saal tak aap ke halaat bare hi kharab rahe hein. woh aadmi khush ho kar poochta hai uss ke baad?najoomi kahta hai uss ke baad aap ko aadat ho jaye gi.
Sall tum ka mere pe yeah joke Ubkaar raha. take care & stay cool ALLAH BEILI
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a**salam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur joke nahi aaya par apne ko kya?
Joke:- ek shadi mai chand Comediens(meerasi) jate hein.wahaan shadi walay unhain paani pe paani pilaye jate hein. woh loog thak kar kahte hein bhei ab Chawal(rise) bhi de dein ab paani phans raha hai
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Asalam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog? na karo joke paste
Joke:- doo girls aapas mai baatein kar rahi hoti hein ke yeah larkay aapas mai kya baatein karte hein? pahli kahti hai ke wohi jo ham karti hein.and the second one is Shout Loudly Hi ALLAH yeah larkay kitne besharam hote hein
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Police Story: Lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building. Dispatcher: OK, we'll be right over, lady. (Five minutes later at her apartment.) Officer: Which way, lady? Lady: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself. Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man. Lady: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.
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Assalam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur na karoo bhei meri post pe jokes paste
Joke:- ek larki hoti hai uss ki EyeSight bari hi weak hoti hai due to which woh apni class fellows ke samany woh larki bari hi sharmindah hoti hai.woh soochti hai ke aisa kya karoon ke sab impress ho jaye.uss bewaqoof ke mind mai ek idea aata hai. woh class ke samanay walay Tree ke centre mai ek Needle lagati hai aur next day apni class fellows ko impress karne ke liye kahti hai ke tum log meri weak eyesight ka mazaq urate ho mujhe yahaan se samanay walay Tree ke centre mai yahaan se needle nazar aa rahi hai. woh bechari bhag ke needle nikalne ke liye jati hai magar rastay mai khari Cow se takra jati hai
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Asalam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH aur Sana i heard ke Wise aur Fools dono ko hansi nahi aati btw Sana ji hans lena chahiye kisi ka dil hi khush ho jata hai
Joke:- ek larka hota hai usse ek larki pasand aati hai.woh apne parents ko larki ke ghar bhejta hai.larki ke parents poochte hein ke larka kya karta hai? larkay ke parents kahte hein ke Larkay ka Lakri(wood) ka karobarhai. woh phir poochte hein ke nahi yeah bataye ke larkay ka kis type ka wood ka business hai? larkay ke parents kahte hein ke LAkri(wood) ka business hai.woh phir poochte hein ke nahi yeah bataye ke larkay ka kis type ka wood ka business hai? larkay ke parents tang aa kar such kah dete hein. larkay ka Wood ka business hai aur woh Jama Masjid ke bahir Miswaakein baichta hai
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Asalam-o-Aleikum! Miswaakein=woh jo Wood ki bani hoti hai woh jo religious se ppls ke paas hoti hai woh jo karne se ek Sunnat poori hoti hai woh jis ke use se 70 Shaheed ka sawab milta hai i know u got it
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Asalam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur as such kuch khaas nahi hai
Joke:- 3 men ek jaga baithe apni apni life ke Dukh ek doosray ko suna rahe hote hein 1st said:-yaar mein ne Africa ke Jungles mai 5 yrs akaile guzare hein 2nd Said:- yaar mein ne 10 yrs desert mai guzare hein 3rd said:- yaar meri bhi tu sunoo mein ne 20 yrs married life ke guzare hein
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Aik lerki ko ganey ka bohut shokh tha,wo apni awaz test karaney gayee;jab awaz test kara chuki tu usney poocha; meree awaz kesee hai, jawab mila "khatrey ke saayren ke liye tumharee awaz nihaayat mozoo hai !
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All in the Family!
* Tony Blair: He is more vocal than President Bush. He has been branded as.... Begani Shadi Mey Abdullah Divana
* Vajpayee: Prime Minister Vajpayee offered Air Bases in Rajhastan, Gujarat and Kashmir to the United States to launch attacks on Afghanistan. The US government ignored him. Vajpayee says----- O Door Ke Musafir Hum Ko Bhi Saath Ley Ley, Hum Rahga Ye Akailey
* Mulla Muhammad Omar: Pakistan created Taliban and installed the Taliban govenement in Kabul. Now, Parvez Musharraf is helping US in attacking Afghanistan. Taliban Leader Mulla Muhammad Omar says to ParvezMusharraf: Dost Dost Na Raha , Pyar Pyar Na Raha, Zindagi Hame Tera Aitbaar Na Raha
* Bush to Osama Bin Laden: President Bush is in White House and the CIA workers are looking for Osama in Afghanistan Caves. O Mery Lal Aaja, Aw Mey Galey Laga Loon, Dil Mey Tujhe Bitha Loon
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Asalam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog? i am sorry to say to JB ki Rani ke meri post pe aisa stuff next time nahi ho mein daily post update nahi karta but jab bhi aata hoon tu apni post pe kuch sahi hi dekhna chahta hoon i hope aap ne mind nahi kia ho ga
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Asalam-o-Aleikum! kaise hein sab loog? I am fine by the Grace of ALLAH.
Joke:- ek sardar ji se kisi ne poocha ke Sardaar Ji aqal bari ke bhains Sardaar ji ne Head se Pagri utari aur Sar Khujaya aur kaha ke yaar Date Of Birth Tu bataoo
