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SupidGuy

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? well, mein ALLAH ke karam se set hoon. aur ek naya topic aaya hai.aap loog bhi kuch paste karein. aur Start mein kar raha hoon.

Joke:
Makan Malik: Sir 500 Kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Theek Hai, Par Aap ke Makaan Mein Chuhey Nach Rahen Hain.
Makan Malik: Abey Uloo, 500 Mein Chuhey Nahi To Kya Urmila Nachegi


but kuch achha hi post keeiye ga. aur ab mein mod tu hoon nahi ke Ghussa dikhaaoo

waiting for good stuff
take care & stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT


Posted 19 Apr 2004

Ashii says
hehehhehehee...
abbay jii wala joke was nice,,, me to parha hi ab hai

woh doctor me hoti to patient ko maar k 100% le leti
khkehekehee...


supid pa jiii,, gal ae hai jiii k there s a funny picx + jokes corner at JB.. to baki sab uthe hi joke post karde ne.. te tussi wi othe hi jao
Posted 10 Jun 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?Jall(Sall) ji sirf parha hi hai ke samujh bhi aaya hai?
kng


Joke:-
there was a boy.who was too much much much lazy. his father was annoyed of him due to this thing. he planned for something better.he arranged a Electric Machine for him............. aur Beta Ji ko bulaya and told him ke yeah kaise use ho gi .............. he started to tell him ke Beta Ji yeah butoon push karoo gay tu pani aaye ga. yeah push karoo gay tu khana aaye ga.......yeah push karoo gay tu tum ke clothes aaye gein....... he was use to listening with high sort of concentration......pop thought ke Beta Ji pe asar ho gya hai meri baatoon ka...........at the end the Beta Ji asked to Abba ji ........... ke Abba ji yeah button push kaun kare ga????????????


best wishes
take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 11 Jun 2004

WAFA says
Posted 11 Jun 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH JI.aur sirf Wafa ne Wafa ki mere joke pe aa ke.

aur ek aur joke aaya hai opar walay portion mai....



Joke:-
doo women train mai trevell kar rahi hoti hein. ek bohat kaali hoti hai aur ek bohat goori. kaali wali gori se poochti hai ke aap ka Comlexion itna saaf kaise hai? goori wali kisi English Cream ka batati hai ke mein yeah use karti hoon so my Comlexion is fair.
Then goori wali kaali se poochti hai aap ka Complexion itna Dark kioon hai aur aap kaun si Cream use karti hein.
abhi kali wali goori woman ko kisi Cream kan name batane hi lagti hai tu peechay se awaz aati hai.........................Shoes Polish.

take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 12 Jun 2004

Ashii says
nahi to..
shoe polish to nahi..


me use tanned foundation
Posted 13 Jun 2004

SupidGuy says
a**alam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?mein ALLAH ke karam se theek hoon. aur koi tu joke paste kar de plssssssssssssssssss. yeah meri ik chunni munni si khawahish poori kar dein


Joke:-
doo larkiaan frend ek saath ek hi din mar jati hein. opar ja ke dono ki souls milti hein.
pahli wali doosri se poochti hai ke tum kaise faut hoi???
pahli wali kahti hai ke mein apne Husband pe bohat shak karti thi ek din mein uss ke Office achanak hi chali gai baghair bataye. wahaan uss ke office puhanch kar mein ne dekha ke uss ke office mai woh akaila thaa. mujhe shock hoa and i died. uss larki ki frend kahti hai ke agar tum Freezer open kar ke dekh leti tu naa tum Shock se marti aur naa mein Thand se


kaisa hai Garmi mai Thanda Joke


take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 17 Jun 2004

Ashii says
chalo ji fer,, joke aaya,, catch karo



a**alam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH JI. koi bhi nahi parhta kya mere jokes. me hi post kar du kuch


Joke:-
aik sahab cinema mei bethe paan kha rahe the, peek thookne liye koi jaga na mili to bohot pareshan hue, apne peeche bethe aadmi se pucha :
janab, yahan peek kahan thooki ja sakti hai ?
woh sahab bole :
apne aagay wale aadmi ki pocket mei..
iss mashware pe woh ghabra k bole, aap mujhe cinema hall mei pitwa'ain ge kya, unhein khabar ho gai to .....
"arey nahi unhein kaise khabar hogi,, aap ko hui kya ??"


take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
yeh the supid pa jiiiii
Posted 17 Jun 2004

SupidGuy says
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?i am fine by the Garce of ALLAH. aur Sall Ji aap ka mere purgoon pe yeah ihsaan hai.


Joke:-
ek aadmi najoomi ke paas jata hai aur haath dikhata hai. najoomi bari dair tak uss ka haath dekhne ke baad kahta hai ke 25 saal tak aap ke halaat bare hi kharab rahe hein. woh aadmi khush ho kar poochta hai uss ke baad?najoomi kahta hai uss ke baad aap ko aadat ho jaye gi.

Sall tum ka mere pe yeah joke Ubkaar raha.
take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 19 Jun 2004

Ashii says
dont worry,,
hum apne iss ubkar ka badla aap k next 7 generations se lein ge

khekhekeehkkhehehehee..
Posted 20 Jun 2004

SupidGuy says
a**salam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?
i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH.
aur joke nahi aaya
par apne ko kya?


Joke:-
ek shadi mai chand Comediens(meerasi) jate hein.wahaan shadi walay unhain paani pe paani pilaye jate hein. woh loog thak kar kahte hein bhei ab Chawal(rise) bhi de dein ab paani phans raha hai

take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 29 Jun 2004

SupidGuy says
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
yeah dunya bari hi zalim hai
Posted 04 Jul 2004

SupidGuy says
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?
na karo joke paste

Joke:-
doo girls aapas mai baatein kar rahi hoti hein ke yeah larkay aapas mai kya baatein karte hein?
pahli kahti hai ke wohi jo ham karti hein.and the second one is Shout Loudly Hi ALLAH yeah larkay kitne besharam hote hein

just kiding
take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 06 Jul 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
Police Story:
Lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building.
Dispatcher: OK, we'll be right over, lady.
(Five minutes later at her apartment.)
Officer: Which way, lady?
Lady: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself.
Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man.
Lady: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.
Posted 07 Jul 2004

SupidGuy says
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
Thnx To you JB ki Rani


abhi koi Joke yaad nahi aa raha aur i am tired naa
next time Fit se Joke ke saath Hazir hote hein tab tak

take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 09 Jul 2004

Fairl_Girl says
nice jokes
Posted 09 Jul 2004

SupidGuy says
Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?
i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH.
aur na karoo bhei meri post pe jokes paste


Joke:-
ek larki hoti hai uss ki EyeSight bari hi weak hoti hai due to which woh apni class fellows ke samany woh larki bari hi sharmindah hoti hai.woh soochti hai ke aisa kya karoon ke sab impress ho jaye.uss bewaqoof ke mind mai ek idea aata hai. woh class ke samanay walay Tree ke centre mai ek Needle lagati hai aur next day apni class fellows ko impress karne ke liye kahti hai ke tum log meri weak eyesight ka mazaq urate ho mujhe yahaan se samanay walay Tree ke centre mai yahaan se needle nazar aa rahi hai. woh bechari bhag ke needle nikalne ke liye jati hai magar rastay mai khari Cow se takra jati hai


take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 12 Jul 2004

SanaSana says


ab mughey hansi nahi aa rahi tu main iskey liye kiya karoon............:(
Posted 12 Jul 2004

SupidGuy says
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?
i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH
aur Sana i heard ke Wise aur Fools dono ko hansi nahi aati
btw Sana ji hans lena chahiye kisi ka dil hi khush ho jata hai

Joke:-
ek larka hota hai usse ek larki pasand aati hai.woh apne parents ko larki ke ghar bhejta hai.larki ke parents poochte hein ke larka kya karta hai? larkay ke parents kahte hein ke Larkay ka Lakri(wood) ka karobarhai. woh phir poochte hein ke nahi yeah bataye ke larkay ka kis type ka wood ka business hai? larkay ke parents kahte hein ke LAkri(wood) ka business hai.woh phir poochte hein ke nahi yeah bataye ke larkay ka kis type ka wood ka business hai? larkay ke parents tang aa kar such kah dete hein. larkay ka Wood ka business hai aur woh Jama Masjid ke bahir Miswaakein baichta hai


take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 13 Jul 2004

subha says
kiya bechta hay?
Posted 13 Jul 2004

SupidGuy says
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
Miswaakein=woh jo Wood ki bani hoti hai woh jo religious se ppls ke paas hoti hai woh jo karne se ek Sunnat poori hoti hai woh jis ke use se 70 Shaheed ka sawab milta hai
i know u got it



take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 13 Jul 2004

SanaSana says
ok janab....



and btw wise or fool jab dono ko hi hansi nahi aate
tu phir ye kon hai jo hansta hai.......qus rises
wese main na wise hoon na fool.......50 50
Posted 13 Jul 2004

SupidGuy says
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?
i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH.
aur as such kuch khaas nahi hai


Joke:-
3 men ek jaga baithe apni apni life ke Dukh ek doosray ko suna rahe hote hein
1st said:-yaar mein ne Africa ke Jungles mai 5 yrs akaile guzare hein
2nd Said:- yaar mein ne 10 yrs desert mai guzare hein
3rd said:- yaar meri bhi tu sunoo mein ne 20 yrs married life ke guzare hein


just kiding
stay cool & take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 21 Jul 2004

SanaSana says
Aik lerki ko ganey ka bohut shokh tha,wo apni awaz test karaney gayee;jab awaz test kara chuki tu usney poocha;
meree awaz kesee hai, jawab mila "khatrey ke saayren ke liye tumharee awaz nihaayat mozoo hai !
Posted 21 Jul 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
ShadiShadi

Tere baap ki shadi hui teri maa se,

Teri maa ki shadi hui tere baap se,

Yeh bhi koi baat hui

Ghar ki ghar me hi ho gaye
Posted 22 Jul 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
All in the Family!


* Tony Blair: He is more vocal than President Bush. He has been branded as....
Begani Shadi Mey Abdullah Divana

* Vajpayee: Prime Minister Vajpayee offered Air Bases in Rajhastan, Gujarat and Kashmir to the United States to launch attacks on Afghanistan. The US government ignored him. Vajpayee says-----
O Door Ke Musafir Hum Ko Bhi Saath Ley Ley, Hum Rahga Ye Akailey

* Mulla Muhammad Omar: Pakistan created Taliban and installed the Taliban govenement in Kabul. Now, Parvez Musharraf is helping US in attacking Afghanistan. Taliban Leader Mulla Muhammad Omar says to ParvezMusharraf:
Dost Dost Na Raha , Pyar Pyar Na Raha, Zindagi Hame Tera Aitbaar Na Raha

* Bush to Osama Bin Laden: President Bush is in White House and the CIA workers are looking for Osama in Afghanistan Caves.
O Mery Lal Aaja, Aw Mey Galey Laga Loon, Dil Mey Tujhe Bitha Loon
Posted 22 Jul 2004

javad says
Posted 23 Jul 2004

SanaSana says
JB ki Rani said:

ShadiShadi

Tere baap ki shadi hui teri maa se,

Teri maa ki shadi hui tere baap se,

Yeh bhi koi baat hui

Ghar ki ghar me hi ho gaye







or kuch accha sa nahi tha
Posted 23 Jul 2004

javad says
Posted 23 Jul 2004

SupidGuy says
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?
i am sorry to say to JB ki Rani ke meri post pe aisa stuff next time nahi ho
mein daily post update nahi karta
but jab bhi aata hoon tu apni post pe kuch sahi hi dekhna chahta hoon
i hope aap ne mind nahi kia ho ga



take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI


JB ki Rani said:

ShadiShadi

Tere baap ki shadi hui teri maa se,

Teri maa ki shadi hui tere baap se,

Yeh bhi koi baat hui

Ghar ki ghar me hi ho gaye

Posted 29 Jul 2004

SupidGuy says
Asalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? I am fine by the Grace of ALLAH.


Joke:-
ek sardar ji se kisi ne poocha ke Sardaar Ji aqal bari ke bhains
Sardaar ji ne Head se Pagri utari aur Sar Khujaya aur kaha ke yaar Date Of Birth Tu bataoo


take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 14 Aug 2004

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