PURE JOKES!

the following is from bandbaja.com....halarious stuff!


Can’t you see I’m “Away” Biaaaaatch?

Chaahay MSN ho, ya Yahoo!, ya AOL, one can see and fathom the immense amount of e-traffic visible and imaginable online. Almost everyday, one gets bombarded with instant messages or e/junk-mails from chaddi-waalay dost/yaars, la familia, companies soliciting viagra and promising growth for males and females, and random freaks that ask “asl?” … “What are you wearing?” … or “Do you want to do friendship?”


And of course, the super stars of our Pakistani music industry are not behind when it comes to technology. Almost all of them are found online. Bandbaja, being Bandbaja, caught up with all the stars to have a look at their thought-provoking away messages and screen-names:


Away Messages:


Junoon: Won't be right back…

Aaroh: Trying to be right back…

Mizraab: Audiences hope we won’t be back…

Jal: Fighting over being back…

Noori: We Never Left!

Vital Signs: Error. Please message JJ for further details.

Junaid Jamshed (JJ): Being back is haram!

Ali Zafar: Channo Got Back...'I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie...'

Ali Haider: Be right back… must retouch lipstick…

Mekaal Hasan Band: We best be right back *****!

Karavan: Are we back yet?

Hadiqa Kiani: Be back with a mouth clamp…

Haroon: Faakhir ain’t comin’ back…

Fakhir: Haroon ain’t comin’ back…

Babar Shaikh: Eating your kids… be right back

eP: One of us is back...waiting for the other 15 band-mates.

Mizmaar: We swear we're here too...uff, NOT MIZRAAB... MIZMAAR!

Rahim Shah: Khocha, hum abhi aati hai...

Screen-names

Fariha Pervez: PatangBaaz69

Zulfiqar J Khan: Peeli_Xulfein

Junaid Jamshed: SunnahSinger786

Ali Haider: DragQueen69

Ahmed Ali Butt: Juttaan_Da_Butt

Shehryar Ahmed (Sherry): I_Am_Not_A_Moron

Abrar-ul-Haq: Coca_Billo

Rahim Shah: Cham_Cham_Ye_Khocha_Naachay

Ali Azmat: I_Got_Head

Fakhre Alam: Lemme_Quit_While_I'm_At_It

Fawad Khan: I <3 Maynard

Faakhir: God_Hates_Haroon

Haroon: God_Hates_Faakhir

Mekaal Hasan: I_AM_God_and_I_Hate_Everyone

Strings: Two_Nation_Theory

Ali Noor: Lalalalalalala

Salman Ahmed: Dr_Chap_Alot

Alamgir: KoKoKorinaBackThatAssUp

Mizmaar: Laut_Ke_Jaa

Ali Zafar: BanginChanno24_7