~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7797 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Ladki BoliLadki Boli :
Chandni chaand se hoti hai,Sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,Hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka Bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat ahar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Ladka:Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen,
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke gher jayen,
Ladki:Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga,
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Kuch kuch hota hai,
Exam paas aaye,sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun,dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir,jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye,Kuch kuch hota hai......
Kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote,
kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote,
Chand to tu hai hi...Sitaare bhee saath hote
Khud ko kar buland itnaa !
Ke himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche,
Aur khuda tumse puche !
Abe gadhe....ab utrega kaise !
Jise dil diya woh dehli chali gayi !
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi !
Dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le zalim !
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Patharr kyun marte ho,Pura pahhar maar do,
Hum yuheen mar jayenge,Sirf ek aankh maar do
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana.
Woh larki Bari Payyri thi !
Jisko mein ne ankh mari thi !
Woh sandal bhari pyaari thi !
Jo usne mujhe mari thi !
Tajmahal Kya Cheez hai,
Isse badi imarat banaunga,
Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
Tujhe to mein zinda dafnaunga
Aapki ki aankhoon mein doob jane ko jee karta hai !
Par beech main yeh kambakht chashma aa jata hai !
Rona chahata hun ro nahi pata !
Aansu bhi ankho se nahi nikalte
Meri ankho mein atak gayi ho
Dil mein nahi utarti itni moti ho !
Unki gali se guzre...ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre...ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha !
Gul gaye,Gulsun gaye..Gayi tumhari hoton ki lali....
Chord do mera picha hogayi tum bacho wali...
Mein tumhare liye sab kuch karta..Magar mujhe kaam tha,
Mein tumhare liya doob marta....Magar mujhe zukham tha,
Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,
Janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao !
Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai,
Warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai !
Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,
Par beech mein tere bahi ka VIRUS aa jata hai,
Shayad mere pyar ko TASTE karna bhool gaye......
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
Ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...........
Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown !
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya SERVER DOWN :
