Mathematician’s love letter

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friend_16

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Pakistan, Pakistan
De-Morgan''s Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be
like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Yours ever
loving,

Pythagoras
Posted 12 Jun 2004

tarash says
kya hi love letter hai
Posted 12 Jun 2004

ymahmood says
Posted 14 Jun 2004

Non Stop says
accountent love letter

In the journal paper of my heart,
I have written a journal entry.
Debiting your love and your affection.
Darling you write the narration,
Your first love, I had already adjusted
On the ledger-folio column,
Any way our relations are true assets
On double-entry system
In addition, our love is true real and tangible
You debit-what comes in,
I credit-what goes out.
Your beauty is the capital of business.
My eyes are stock in trade.
Let us enter into transaction,
You secretly give me a trade discount,
I openly give you a cash discount
And thus my partner,
Our trading and profit-loss account will show super
profit
My dear let us re-concile,
all our errors and total the trial balance of our
affairs
arithmetically without maintaining any suspense
account.
In the balance sheet of our life
Our children will be our true assets and liabilities
If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors
If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors
But if we have a boy and a girl,
Our balance sheet will tally automatically
Posted 14 Jun 2004

Non Stop says
CHEMISTRY OF LOVE!
SYMBOL : ILU
ATOMIC NUMBER : 2
ATOMIC WEIGHT : Varies from Couple To couple
POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE : Close To The Heart
OCCURANCE : Occurs In highly Reactive State , CoLLeGe CoMpOuNDs ,CiNeMa HaLLs, PaRks and BusS stOps!
METHOD OF PREPERATION :
a) : by the action of beauty upon heart. An Exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and Faster heart beat!
b) : by the combination of two complex compounds..commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!
CATALYST USED : Friends,Cousins,Movies,Restaurants and a highly active imagination!
REDUCING AGENTS : Parents,Teachers,Neighbours and Society!
GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS
BOY + REDUCING AGENT ---> REBELLIONS
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : Gas at human temperature
b) : COLOUR : Varing shades of Pink
c) : ODOUR : Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : ACTION ON SCIENTISTS : LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER
b) : ACTION ON TEENAGERS : LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POET
c) : REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION
d) : CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF "SOLID" AND "BEAT" ENERGY
USES :
a) : HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY : As One Is In LOVE ..forgets to EAT and DRINK!
b) : SMALL AND SUBTLEDOSAGE IS NECESSARY : As It Is Go0d For BODY and MIND
c) : RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME
d) : NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY
INFERENCE : THROUGH "CHEMISTRY" I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE , IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED!
Posted 14 Jun 2004

WAFA says

though hum nay kuch parha nahin ..pe rbhi
Posted 14 Jun 2004

tarash says
har subject ka love letter
Posted 14 Jun 2004

Posted 15 Jun 2004

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 16 Jun 2004

Non Stop says

Urdu orr English ka love letter tou Common hai sab ney hi sona hoga yeh sab say common hain mager ankareeeb Physics biology kay bhi process main hain :P market main anay walay hain orr pehlay yahan ayeen gay
Posted 16 Jun 2004

naicely done
Posted 16 Jun 2004

tarash says
ok we r waiting
Posted 16 Jun 2004

ymahmood says
kahan gaya Phsics ore Biology main love letter?
Posted 24 Jun 2004

tarash says
main bhi waiting
Posted 24 Jun 2004

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