- Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. -Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! -I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash -A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. -Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. -Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. -You can't buy love . . .. but you pay heavily for it -True friends stab you in the front -Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. -Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. -Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired -My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. -Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. -Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. -It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. -Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. -Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. -Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because theyhave to say something -They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
