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Posted 02 Jul 2006

Asian

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good
Posted 01 Jul 2006

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LIsten!


this topic is about me, NOT u, its NOTHING do to with u


i have just come back from work and the LAST thing i want to see read or look at is your Bquwas so could u plz

not reply to topics started or affiliated by me or with me
Posted 01 Jul 2006

Asian

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too soon?
Posted 01 Jul 2006

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i do its not concerning u, off my topic
Posted 01 Jul 2006

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SALL
Posted 01 Jul 2006

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Freddy said:

Asian said:




Freddy: "Hum tum ek kamray meai band, aur chabee kho jaya?"

Asian "Simple pick the lock with a hair pin"






awwwwww


euuuuuuuuuu take a shower



you think kay jo taala luga hai woe UK ka aveen sa taala hai................abay woe peshwaar ka Kabli tala haiiii............original chaabi sei nahi khultaaa ..tumhaari hair pin sei kaha khulay ga...

you can't go outside cause you havn't listen the song completely ........kumraay sei bahir niklooo gey tu sher kaha jayee gaa



and meai be Punjabi hoon!!!!!!!!!!!! koi kamzoor nahie hoon

answer is simple


pick u up freddy and bash your head (medevil style) on the padlock until it breaks
Posted 01 Jul 2006

Topic: Cute baby

Asian

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try sitting and listening to them talking about the birds and the beez


ENOUGH TO SCARE ANYONE!
Posted 01 Jul 2006

Topic: Rate me

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whatever
Posted 01 Jul 2006

Asian

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me back


well yeah my boss stalled the bus 7 times once on the freeway
Posted 01 Jul 2006

Topic: Freddy

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well done
Posted 01 Jul 2006

Topic: mughl-e-azam

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i love u
Posted 29 Jun 2006

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Daydreamer said:

Maybe they have got a man in mind for you Asian?
pakistan is nice this time of year





GET OFF MY TOPIC!
Posted 29 Jun 2006

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London_Girl said:

hehehehe

you know, if by chance I get to go with my family for outing, we never leave on time, that's for sure
planning hard the night before, nxt morning - having breakfast and lunch at the same time, someone speaks up - 'no time to go out now'





its not that sis, that happens but its like the sheer fact of their stuck up ness,
now me i'am orignally from nott's and the aunties their yeah their a little crazy but they get things done, these welsh aunties donno if their comming or going, and to top that off i hate opening my mouth, i dont have a london accent so when people start asking about where i am from what i do, the aunties look and u know their dirty minded, so it ticks me off just a little


but it was a good day, screw them , i spend my cash on what i want. now i got Menndhi all over my hands, (they were partying last night too) i got to bugger off for 4 days, its the AGM at work, so people keep me posted

Posted 29 Jun 2006

Topic: Cute baby

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London_Girl said:

kia ho'ing Asian darling?
you'r ok?




i'am okie just not feeling two good, i am so proud of my sis she ticked off 4 aunties in one go,


ever since she come back from the United States, she's got attitude to those dorks


i'am a happy bunny
Posted 29 Jun 2006

Topic: URGENT

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i can't believe they want to show that,


what a bunch of idiotic
Posted 29 Jun 2006

Topic: URGENT

Asian

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thankoo people
Posted 28 Jun 2006

Topic: Cute baby

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me okie


SK



AND HE DONT MIND I BUG HIM, HE'S MY SHORTIE
Posted 28 Jun 2006

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WELL THE DAY:

we were suppost to leave at 10:00 we left at 12:00

on the way i had a Bolikin about my Combats and top and with the "TINNU SHALWAR KAMEEZ NAHIE PENA JANDA?"

With the Asian reply of "PENDI, AGUR TINU SHALWAR KAMEEZ ACHIE TARA SEENA ARNDA"

to top this off we had a Sunni Shah war on the way up, kinda funny watching two chanddar wallie aunties go at it

now when we got to South Hall :

we were told one hour shopping time, i did my shopping Now London sis u can back me up on this now i went into Banwait bros, and had a look, at which point the girls left me alone because it was "too expensive"

now i had a bit of a nose and i fell inlove with this Hot pink and gold emborded kapra, its like for weddings and partys. i bough it and as soon as i came back and shoved my stuff to the side of my seat an auntie comes charging past and asks me what i have bought, when i just look at her, She Grabs my Bags and looks

"ARR KAPPRA KINNA SONA HAI, TEAYA ARR KAPRA MINU DAY DAY"

kinnay da laya?

asian: £40

Auntie "OOOOOOOOO HAI O TWADIE, 8, £5 DE SUIT LAY SAKDIE SEE"

now at this point the bloiking goes on for quite a bit, u can imagen what they said when they found my Unze bag with shoes in

now i would wear a decent £5 but for house work , not for daily life, i mean come on! what made things even worse was they seen me in Damnines

i was looking at the lengay, and this little boy came running out of the changing rooms. he was chased by a girl, then she shouted at a male that he should controll his brother, so as this baby was running he was looking back and decided to go running into my leg,


he was so cute sitting their in £200 sharwani (his sis was freaking out lol) so i picked him up and dusted him off then asked if he was ok? he walked back to his brother smiling at me looking back and decided to put his fingers into his mouth so cute

after that (few very modrate rude comments and acts by the aunties)

we went to the airport , flight was delayed

so they threw us back in old south hall.

i can't type the remarks and comments made by the aunties but lets just say THEY ARE VERY RUDE,

and i dont want mod'z to close topics

but it was funny to see them have a rant and a rave about my shopping. o yeah i got a handbag for free because the dude liked my DKNY bag



so thats Asian's little london adventure

and o yeah she did dance, WITH HALF A CHICKEN LEG IN HER HAND AND CHEWED CHICKEN IN HER MOUTH AS SHE SMILED, (she stole the chicken from me, kanjoose like fcuk (french connection united kingdom) but it was ok i was not that hungry anyways, its a personal thing like if someone u love does it its nothing,if someone u detest does it then its eveything)
Posted 28 Jun 2006

Asian

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sure that an't Freddy?
Posted 27 Jun 2006

Topic: mughl-e-azam

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hi ghussay vich kinnay pyaaray lagday ho



i want to Wax your eyebrows now
Posted 27 Jun 2006

Asian

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i swear thats what he said on msn




i can be so Difficult sometimes
Posted 27 Jun 2006

Topic: From Aroobah

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London_Girl said:

Asian said:

tell Aroobie to come back soon




aroobie ???? hehehe
poor aroobah



well they call me Pudgy so no Aroobie is Aroobie
Posted 27 Jun 2006

Topic: Cute baby

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yeah i know but he looves me really no matter how much i bug him
Posted 27 Jun 2006

Topic: mughl-e-azam

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but i want u Bauld
Posted 27 Jun 2006

Topic: From Aroobah

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tell Aroobie to come back soon
Posted 27 Jun 2006

Topic: Cute baby

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London_Girl said:

Asian said:

na thats one of my friends, i call him Moonie, he's looks nothing like that now, he's 6'2 and Hairy not a baby


u girlies think he's a cutie mutie


i think he's so sweet



whats so difference between these two 'wordz'
















he's a little tall to be a baby and wear nappys
Posted 27 Jun 2006

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Freddy: "Hum tum ek kamray meai band, aur chabee kho jaya?"

Asian "Simple pick the lock with a hair pin"






awwwwww


euuuuuuuuuu take a shower
Posted 27 Jun 2006

Topic: Gangster

Asian

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Ather baby where are u
Posted 27 Jun 2006

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I love u to
Posted 27 Jun 2006