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Topic: Scary Movie 4

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

add sum vodka in it for better result



you can drink we dont


we can stick to J20's
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: *baby sister*

Asian

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dont worry i'll steel sk's
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: London Girl

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Desi_MC said:

lol
with ?




with me


she can help me tie up the back of my saree top


so desi you want a Lenga?
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: mY pIC

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i'am not talking about big hair fashion


my hair is naturally curly, i keep it natural, only style it every so often


but i like wafa's hair, straight and sleek
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: Mobile Phone Navigation in Pakistan

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Desi_MC said:

don knw....
but i got the navigation on ma ride...
whole DK map is in it...





hahahahhaha and you still get lost


what happened to go old fashioned map reading skills,

i'am really good at map reading and jorney planning

got my group back to base 2 hours before the dead line
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: So I Cleaned Ma Room

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Desi_MC said:

missd a spot where....

where do u keep ur keys at





hahahaha well heres a tip, Glass cleaner can take away paint work and pollished surfaces, if you want to clean wood or a polished surface, the best way to protect it is to use one part vingar and 10 parts water


it has Natural enzymes that eat dirt and dont destroy the finish

NOW GO CLEAN DOLLY'S ROOM
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: He KiSsed ME!

Asian

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LiL_DollY said:

yeah

I went home and thought

WOW!...he really likes me
'
I must be a great teacher.


But today he hit my on my boody
I was like....WHaaaat

and this other lil kid did too

I told my coworker
and they got in trouble

I I told them off too..
I said...you cant hit teacher
its not ok

But we were really goofing off at the snack table.

I was making them laugh
when I was pretending to talk in A DESi Accent

the kids were rolling

they kept saying
TEACHER TALK IN SPANISH AGAIN

lols

they interpreted as spanish





yeah sis working with kids can open your eyes, for me i use to stuff Harrybow and maltesers packs down my kameez, because the ward i worked on kids were not allowed sweets.



the silly things us girls do for kiddies
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: ,¤ pics from Pak ¤,

Asian

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LiL_DollY said:

now I know what pak looks like





now ones got a pic of that Prymid mosque in Islamabad



i wanna see the inside
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: Whats your take mate?

Asian

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well ? why?


so if some dude was standing at your door with a knife, you'd wait for him to strike


Because killing is wrong...............
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: London Girl

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Desi_MC said:

hmmm





she's gone Daminies sale
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: mY pIC

Asian

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NO


i wanna play with his hair,

i got new treseme curlers,

Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: He KiSsed ME!

Asian

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i love it when baby's kiss

makes you feel all warm and fuzzy
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: How’D You Get Dem BUmpS/BruISes/Cuts?

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LiL_DollY said:

Asian said:

OUNCH


if it makes you feel anybetter

i burnt my hand white trying to reach for the crushed garlic. i burnt it on
the side of my hand


and it hurts


can i have some Water mellon




Lifes full of bumps cuts n bruises



i know but it hurts
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: How’D You Get Dem BUmpS/BruISes/Cuts?

Asian

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Frankenstein said:

^^whatever brand..im sure
they r not working okay on you





your still a fuzzy frankie to me
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: Whats your take mate?

Asian

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so Richard was allowed to kill the muslims in the crusades?


because muslims can't slaughter
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: Mission Impossible III

Asian

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shahrukh khan said:

i was talking abt desi...he can take tt with him




date maray gaya



i will go with you? thats if you wanna come?
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: ,¤ pics from Pak ¤,

Asian

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Asian said:

shahrukh khan said:

tabhi lahore main itni load shading hoti hai




kaya matlab?



meai ta Punjabi aya
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: *baby sister*

Asian

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LiL_DollY said:

Asian said:




does that mean i get eidi off you



why not???



okie
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: Scary Movie 4

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

dolliyey........ sohniyey....
mwaaah mwaaaah where u at....





Dolly sis no worries i have Bleach

you can wash your face now sis
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: Mission Impossible III

Asian

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no he's Kanjoose he won't buy me popcorn


i'am taking Desi mc, he makes a nice head rest, i can put my popcorn and pepsi on his chest, he acts like a cup holder
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: He KiSsed ME!

Asian

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: Competetion Between SAAL and Asian

Asian

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Sall you hold bitoo i'll punch
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: ,¤ pics from Pak ¤,

Asian

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shahrukh khan said:

tabhi lahore main itni load shading hoti hai




kaya matlab?
Posted 28 Apr 2006

Topic: Few Random Pics From Moi

Asian

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well that explains that then



i love picking on desi mc, feel like putting a HB pencil up his nose


okie sowwie

i wont pick on the weenie
Posted 27 Apr 2006

Topic: DisnEys New Cartoon: "THE WILD"

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LiL_DollY said:

I didnt like it
it was cute but for lil kids


plus it was like a combo of "THE LION KING" & "MADAGASCAR"
so it wasnt very appealing




Posted 27 Apr 2006

Topic: Whats your take mate?

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shahrukh khan said:

Desi_MC said:

like we all follow Qur'an properly.....

n e way self defence is not a murder... ?



means?



yeah tru

but we dont live in muslim states now do we

self defence is defined as using "reasonable" force
Posted 27 Apr 2006

Topic: Mission Impossible III

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Desi_MC said:

comin' out on 5th May
balle balle
cant wait to see it...
seen the trailors looks wicked.....
n me also lookin' forward for Fast & The Furious 3



n e gal who would like to go with me
tickets n popcorns on me.....




FF3 will be based in Japan


i am looking forward to Superman
Posted 27 Apr 2006

Topic: ,¤ pics from Pak ¤,

Asian

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Posted 27 Apr 2006

Topic: So I Cleaned Ma Room

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Desi_MC said:

glass cleaner




miss a spot


nice to know you keep your keys on a Carabeena
Posted 27 Apr 2006

Topic: Few Random Pics From Moi

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he works in Virgin Megastore



caretaker
Posted 27 Apr 2006
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