Age: 125
8117 days old here
Total Posts: 6924
Points: 0
Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone, "Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."
"Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?"
"Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, ... " I'm just here to connect your telephone."
Age: 125
8117 days old here
Total Posts: 6924
Points: 0
Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
here are one liners concerning marriage
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love > you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' > - they leave skid marks. > -- Rita Rudner >
We spend the first twelve months of our children's li > v! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next > twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. > -- Phyllis Diller
> Always get married early in the morning. That way, if > it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. > -- Mic k! ey Rooney
Women now have choices. They can be married, not > married, have a job, not have a job, be married with > children, unmarried with children. Men have the same > choice we've always had: work or prison. > -- Tim Allen
Age: 125
8117 days old here
Total Posts: 6924
Points: 0
Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
haha ill combine both the results and make my own trait snapshot
"INTROVERTED,WORRY FREE,TOUGH,LIKES LARGE PARTIES,SOMEWHAT NIHILISTIC,OBSERVER,DOES NOT MAKE FRIENDS EASILY,ENJOYS LEADERSHIP,UNPREDICTABLE,THRILL SEEKER,MESSY,STRANGE,CONCERNED ABOUT OTHERS"
Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
trait snapshot:
social, outgoing, worry free, optimistic, upbeat, tough, likes large parties, makes friends easily, rarely irritated, open, enjoys leadership, trusting, dominant, thrill seeker, strong, does not like to be alone, assertive, mind over heart, confident, controlling, feels desirable, likes the spotlight, loves food, social chameleon, hard working, concerned about others
Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
trait snapshot:
introverted, secretive, messy, depressed, does not like leadership, somewhat nihilistic, observer, does not make friends easily, unassertive, feels invisible, feels undesirable, hates large parties, does not like to stand out, leisurely, suspicious, submissive, abstract, unpredictable, intellectual, likes rain, likes the unknown, negative, weird, not a risk taker, unadventurous, avoidant, strange