sirgat ka packet khatam ho gya hay lenay gya hay

arrite

himesh//heeeeeeewwwwwwwww no offense!!

koi nahee hay ashiii?

London_Girl said:

Balli said:

London_Girl said:

sweetie..

ur siggie is simply cute!
but your avatar.. LOL!.. u wana kill somebody

yes! who brought me out?

yea.. u, the evil

i didnt idiot

m heya ashiiiiii mano wano billi willi

Gee-Z said:

London_Girl said:

Gee-Z said:

Balli said:

Gee-Z said:

mai nay topic read nahi kya .... kis cheez k liya congratt ki ja rahi hai
kaheen shadi tou nahi kar li lg agger asa khuch bhi hua tou i will kill u

you are DEAD MAN!!

lolzz abbhi say

nai unko kisi or per ghussa tha.. nikaal per per dia hae   

lolz is ko ghussa kethy hain kiya ?

congrats meray popu

QUEEN VICTORIA said:

18th JULY
NEW BEAU'S BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIZ

GOD BLESS U ALWAYS
MAY U LIVE LONG LIFE(AMEEN)

Happy belated birthday!

hullow everybody!

shahrukh khan said:

aaj mr nice guy ki birthday hai lets wish him
broooooooooooooooooo...GOD BLESS U..BE HAPPY ALWAYS

happy birthday mr.nice guy!

Mujrim said:

mei BHI aaraha hoo INSHALLAH 28th ko karachi mei

aa bhi jaa aaa bhi jaaa aae subhaaa aaa bhi jaaa

KING OF JB said:

daikh lay koi masla to nahi hian na

kuch nahee ho ga dont worry

QUEEN VICTORIA said:

matlab?

kuch nahee

welcome

im online

KING OF JB said:

tu bi shareefo ki list main nahi ata

sab teri waja say hay

saray pagal

~tasha~ said:

Balli said:

~tasha~ said:

post more balli

NO COMMENTS....lolzzzz

lolz...tum ney kaha post more to mae ney post ker key topic nahee likha bass

Newton came to Pakistan and watched a few Lollywood movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.



In the movies of Sultan Rahi, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes



1.     Sultan Rahi has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Sultan Rahi is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Sultan Rahi!



2.     In another movie, Sultan Rahi is confronted with 3 gangsters. Sultan Rahi has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.



3.     Sultan Rahi is chased by a gangster. Sultan Rahi has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,Sultan Rahi opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.Bang... the gangster dies...



4.     This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!



The 'climax' finally arrives.



Sultan Rahi gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Sultan Rahi can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Sultan Rahi has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)



Sultan Rahi suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.



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Newton commits suicide...

when i was kid i used to kill chikaleezz

kingu mera jigar

@>--,'--

lol...kahan dekhoon??

Ashii said:

yeh asal mei woh chapar hai jaha sara din balli sahab dunya se bekhabar dubkiyan lagate rehte hein

"vvv vvvv retouched pic"

lol...safaii nisf imaan hay tum bhi kabhi naha liya karo

shahrukh khan said:

very beautifulllllllllllll...

thanks SK and
THANKS EVERYONE!!

me too

banda tu bhi theek nahee hay ..bechara mujrim jis ney tujh per takiya kiya hua hay

ooper wali