Hi galz here comes the one n only Casanova 
now some thing about women...
A WOMAN IS A COMPLEX CREATURE.
If you kiss her,
You are not a gentleman
If you don’t,
You are not a man.
If you praise her,
She thinks you are lying
If you don’t,
You are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes,
You are a wimp
If you don’t,
You are not understanding.
If you visit her often,
She thinks you are boring
If you don’t,
She accuses you of double crossing.
If you are well dressed,
She says you are a playboy
If you don’t,
You are a dull boy.
If you are jealous,
She says it’s bad
If you don’t,
She thinks you do not love her.
If you attempt a romance,
She says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t,
She thinks you do not like her.
If you are a minute late,
She complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late,
She says that’s a girl’s way.
If you visits another man,
You’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman,
“Oh it’s natural, we are girls”
If you kiss her once in a while,
She professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
She yells that you are taking advantage.
If you fails to help her in crossing the street,
You lack ethics
If you do,
She thinks it’s just one of men’s tactics.
If you stare at another woman,
She accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
She says that they are just admiring.
If you talk,
She wants to listen
If you listen,
She wants you to talk. Hey WOL i thought u gonna deal with these faltoo galz but u are still reading buddy but no worries am back.... 
