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Originally posted by Falsafi

Today a lady in my class told me God created Man before making a Women because He wanted to make a rough sketch before creating the Master piece! hmmmmmm any comment???[?]

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hmmmmmmmmm interesting. no comments

OMG dats amazing
its really nice to read dat kind of stuff.
thanks for sharing.
from now on i m gonna try not to go to hell. [:D] i mean i m gonna try to say my prayers. heheh[:I]

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Originally posted by tarar786

SOME FACTS:
An insect falls into a mug of tea !
Englishman: throws the mug away and walks out.
American: takes the insect out and drinks the tea.
Chinese: eats the insect and throws the tea away.
Israeli: sucks the tea from the insect before throwing the insect
away and drinking the tea.
Pakistani: accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his tea
and vows to reply in kind.

Indian: accuses Pakistan of helping the insect to infiltrate into the
mug, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the tea,
blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic
militant, then an Afghan mercenary, then a Pakistan army regular and
finally a Pakistan SSG commando in an undercover operation and
presents identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a
Pakistan army person in an undercover operation to change the status
of LOC, and vows to defend every inch of the mug and every drop of tea.

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hahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahh[:D] DAT was so funny
LOL!!

Dat was preettyyyyyyyyy funnyyy
cool dude

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Originally posted by HighPaki

As I write this please be aware that I AM STONED OUT of my mind. I see colors and pretty pictures. For those of you idiots, stoned means i am intoxicated due to the smoking of marijuana.


NOW AS THAT IS SAID:
You pakistanis are a bunch of f**king hypocrites. you say u hate india/hindus but you love indian movies.what the f**k is wrong with you dumasses?? do americans watch iraqi movies?? you guys are retarded. and you idiots always get drunk at parties and then say alcohol is haram. f**k you ba*****s. the difference between me, a high pakistani, is that im not a hypocrite like you ass****s. im better. im high and i love it. you idiots are on ur asses researching indian movies and working on getting a doctorate on the subject of inidian movies. you lazy f**king ba*****s. and another f**king thing: you sunnis better realize that your f**king ppl were the hijackers on the september 11, 2001 planes. saddam is a f**king sunni. osama is too. so are all the traitor countries who have relations with israel. all terrorists are sunnis who make other muslims look bad. f**k you ba*****s. fukc you.

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ok now someone has lost his mind
first of all u shouldnt even be here
cuz ur as* is high.
and 2nd ur a$$ doesnt have any right to say any shi* about paki
and i dont think anyone here wants to listen to all the bi*chy stuff u have to say.
so wut did u say
all tthe pakies are fuc*ed up. but let me tell u something lil boy. you r the only one whos fuc*ed up here. okkkkkkkkkk
so get a fuc*ing life
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk