Queen of jb said:Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom
Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
wafakadard said:
very nice
JANUBABY said:
DejaVu077 said:Dil gaya tha to yeh aankhain bhi koi lay gata
Main faqat aik hi tasveer kahan tak dekhoon
Sirf iss shoq main poochi hain hazaroon batain
Main tera husn terray husn-e-biyan tak deekhon
wafakadard said:
Queen of jb said:Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
DOCTOR SHAIB SUB KUCH THEEK TO HAI NA
Queen of jb said:Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Awaaara said:yES pPl I'M sURe, IT ENds WiTH "T"
kuCH uLtA pHUltA nAhiN, tHIs TimE i'm poSitIve
JANUBABY said:Dil Jaal kar Khaak Huwa Aankhon say roya na gea..
Zakham Kuch Aesy Laagey Pholon Per Soya Na gea..
